I wish to your slave...do you want a new sub?
In a park covered with cheese
I like when I talk without thinking about what i am going to think
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquistion
No, we don't eat our kitty
Now who else wants a taste of my whip
Peanuts
Sinete la colera del duende de maligno impero (feel the wrath of the evil gremlin empire)
Are black holes lit with black lights?
Ah....I see lots of space here......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ONCE AGIAN I HAVE PENITRATED THE INNER SANCTOM YOU WILL BE COVERED IN GREEN JELLO
AND FED TO THE KITTENS YOU WILL BE LICKED TO DEATH BY CUTE AND INNOCENT LITTLE KITTENS
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NOW AS YOU MISTRESS YOU WILL HAVE TO LIKE MY BOOTS IN ORDER TO SAVE YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE AND THEN YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE AND I WILL DO WITH YOU WHAT I PLEASE
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AND BARBIE WILL TAKE YOU NADS AND USE THEM AS BUBBLEGUM
AND BENJI WILL TURN ON YOU
AND YOUR BROTHER WILL STOP BEING GAY
AND YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF COMPUTERS AND I WILL ACQUIRE IT ALL THEN I WILL BE THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL KNOWING, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE I AND I SHALL RULE WITH JELLO IN MY HANDS WE SHALL NEVER GO HUNGRY THERE WILL BE JELLO FOR ALL AND WE WILL BOMB FRANCE OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH IT WILL BECOME GREEN JELLO LAND
AND RED JELLO WILL JUST HAVE TO SIT IN THE CORNER ALL BY ITSELF BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL EAT GREEN JELLO RED IS OUTLAWED
one more time
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
My bottle is also known to some as my shag pad.......NOW BACK TO THE GREEN JELLO ISSUE...NO KC THERE WILL BE ONLY GREEN JELLO...GET IT....ONLY GREEN JELLO....IT WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES AND CALL OUT MY NAME....I WILL BE THEY'RE SAVIOR....YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE JELLO PEOPLE....YOU WILL OBEY....BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....AND AS FOR THE LOMBRICES...THEY WILL BE MY LOYAL SERVANTS...WE WILL LIVE AS MOLES....IN TUNNELS UNSTEAD OF BUILDINGS....WHERE WE WILL ALL GO BLIND....THEN OUR PARENTS COULDN'T USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE NOT TO MASERBATE....AND THE WHOLE TOWN REJOICES....THERE WILL BE MASS ORGYS....AHAHAHAH...YES MY PRECIOUS....THE JELLO WILL BE ABOVE GOUND AND WE WILL HARVEST IT IN THE FALL....UNTIL THE JELLO STARTS ATTACKING....THEY WILL HAVE JELLO NUKES AND DESTROY US ALL...AHHHHHHHHHH.....WHAT HAVE I DONE.....BUT THEY SAVE ME AS THEIR LEADER...AND GADY AS MY BITCH....I WILL RULE WITH JELLO IN MY HANDS ONCE MORE...AND YOU SHALL FEAR ME....BUT THERE WILL ALSO BE MUCH REJOICING...THERE WILL BE A WOODSTOCK IN EVERY TOWN...AND INSTEAD OF A MOSH PIT IT WILL BE A JELLO PIT....WHERE YOU CAN SLIDE AROUND AND WATCH ALL THE BOOBIES GO UP AND DOWN...AND UP AND DOWN...HEHE...LETS SEE THAT AGIAN....I SHALL WALK AROUND WITH MY WHIPS AND GADY MY BITCH ON A LEASH RIGHT NEXT TO ME...AND HE WILL HAVE A PUBLIC SPANKING EVERY DAY....AND EVERY DAY I PICK SOMEONE NEW FROM THE CROWN TO DO IT...WITH MY WHIPS...AHAHAHAHA....FUN FUN FUN....AND I WILL FINALLY HAVE MY LEATHER PANTS AND MY THIGH HIGH BOOTS...I WILL REIGN SUPREAME...ME AND THE JELLO...WE SHALL ENSLAVE ALL OTHER JELLO FLAVORS AND COLORS...AND THE KIND WITH FRIUT IN THEM THAT THE CALFETRIA SERVES...THEY WILL BE SENT TO MINE THE WHIPPED CREAM...ALL DAY LONG THEY WILL WORK UNTIL THEY EXPIRE....THEN WE SHALL FEED THEM TO THE OTHER JELLO...THEN THE DOGS WILL EAT THE JELLO...THEN THE ALIENS WILL EAT THE DOGS...THEN THE ONE EYED, ONE HORNED, FLYING, PURPLE PEOPLE EATER WILL EAT THE ALIENS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE PURPLE PEOPLE...THEN THE GRIMLOKS WILL THE EAT PURPLE PEOPLE EATER...THEN THE COWS WILL EAT THE GRIMLOKS...THEN WE SHALL EAT THE COWS...THEN THE JELLO WILL EAT US...IT A VICIOUS CYCLE I TELL YOU...ANYWAY...RIGHT NOW ME AND THE JELLO REIGN SUPREME...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Here, for all to see, are the lyrics to Tom Green's "Bum" song. Tom Green, one of the enlightened, a master of comedy, and my personal guru (well, him and Tori Amos and Dr. Evil). All hail Tom Green, and his bum. Because his bum is everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. And Jenny shall marry Tom Green, because they deserve each other, and I will seek advice from the all-mighty, and Green Jello will rule the world, and we shall all place our bums on the rail, and the plant, and the cheese, and the man, and the fish, and the mango, and we shall all drink too much Dr. Pepper and ponder on the true meaning behind Bob Ross' paintings, and Mark will be proclaimed Mack Daddy Pimp Supreme of all the world, with Anthony as his Number One Playa', and Gady shall be Nelly-Bob's personal slave, and Furtado will not be a porn star, and I shall keep David Garza and Edward Roland and Jess and David Duchovny as my personal muses, and everyone will be shiny happy people because we're all All-Stars in our mind, and KC will rule over the lombrices, and I shall rule over the penguins, and France WILL be turned into Green Jello for consumption, because "j'et suis un petite crab" or however you spell it, and Amanda-Oneechan will finally get her life-size Xerox of Yaten, and Trey shall finally go to Japan and jam onstage with ZZ Top, and Niffy shall be the keeper of all the Natural Wonders, because I'm a genie in a bottle, baby, and doesn't Kimpton remind you of Ricky Martin, sort of? And all the members of New Kids on the Block and Hanson and N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and Brittany Spears and Ricky Martin shall be locked in a room with Charley Manson and Marilyn Manson and Micheal Jackson and Hannibal Lecter, because he ate that guy's liver with some Fava beans and a nice chiante, and Shinji shall get a backbone and Ataru will learn to sing and Lum will shock his butt for singing "I'm Too Sexy" to Shinobu, and if this doesn't get on Nelly-Bob's random blatherings, then I won't be held responsible for my actions, and there will be much rejoicing...yay...
Anything that you send me would be much apreciated.
