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Hi, my name is *Whitney. I have a horrible story to share with you and it
is all Britney Spears fault! Britney WAS my idol, and I heard she had
gotten breast implants. Since I respected her so much, I decided I too
needed this enchancment, considering my breats were only 34C. After careful
consideration and about a thousand Britney Spears pictures later I went and
spoke with a breast enhancement specialist. After being told about all of
the dangers that could come with the surgery (i.e. Back problems, hard to
swim, being called a "whore", having trouble standing up straight, being
stared at, etc.) I decided this is exactly what I needed! So, I had the
surgery done, and everything was fine until I went home. I stoped to smell
the roses on the way, and the weight from my new "friends" made me fall
forward into the thorns. When I got home, I found a leak in my left
"purchase". I later on found that the silicon was leaking. I had a faulty
chest. I went back to the doctor, and learned that the silicon had leaked
into my body and I had silicon poisoning. My left breast had to be
amputated. Now, I only have one real breast, I don't even have a fake left
one, the enhancement and ampution took all my money. Insurance doesn't
cover it, because they have a thing against britney spears. Now, people
stare at me for a different reason. Guys don't run to me anymore, they run
away. AND IT IS ALL BRITNEY SPEARS FAULT!!! This torture I endure everyday
is her fault. Thanks for letting me share my depressing story. Please share
this story with friends so they don't make the same mistake I did.
Sincerely,
*Whitney
*not real name. fake name used to protect the one-breasted girl.