*N The Snap II

"Yo my jiggah's Tell me that i rock cuz I'm sooo cooo."

JP: Uggh gross! Ej- and you just shaked his hand!
EJ: :::sigh:::: now I have another reason not to wash this hand.

Lance: Being this sexy isn't easy- but hey- someone's gotta do it!

Lucy: Eh- huh- you've got a boner don't you?
Lance: yeeaaaaah

Lance: $10 bucks says it's for me and Joey.

(Lance brings a girl to his trailor and tries to impress her) "Your hair is so blonde, it makes blondes look even blonder."