Brian's Songs to Leighanne
Girl Looks Like An Orange(sung to tune of Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like A Lady)
Walked onto the set oneday
Her face was orange as can be
She had a short tube on
Girl looked hot as can be,
alright
That's right
Backstage we were having fun
Talking until somebody says
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she gave me a bewitched face
And tried to put a hex on me
Girl looked like an orange
Girl looked like an orange
Girl looked like an orange
Girl looked like an orange
So now I never date models
Or anyone who's an actor
She had the body of venus
but imagine my surprise
Girl looked like an orange
Girl looked like an orange
Girl looked like an orange
Girl looked like an orange
What an orange lady!
She like it like it like it like that
Girl was an orange!
Girl Let me Show you the door
Don't walk slow
Let me show you the door
go, go, go all right
Let me show you the door
lets turn the knob
let me show you the door
go, go, go-go now orange lady!
I Gotta Leave Her Right Away
(sung to the tune of Aerosmith's Permanent Vacation)
I got a letter from Leighanne the other day
Says it's lonely down in Tampa Bay
I get the point and I think it's finally coming
I need to leave her right away
I got to get myself a new girl
One who's not orange and forty
I'm clean of any diseases and lordie she isn't
Yeah yeah I need to leave her right away
I really really really need someone new
I need to get someone new
You best believe it I gotta dump her
Leighanne man she was hot
Think she's a great actress, but she's not
She say she's living, but I kinda think she's brain dead
Just excess baggage holding me down
I gotta leave her right away
I met a girl out on tour
I have a chance at a new love
Yeah yeah I gotta leave Leighanne
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