The Cereal Box Conspiracy

This morning I
opened up the pantry
to find my cereal
had been stolen.

Apple Jacks, Corn Pops and Rice Krispies
were stolen late in the night.

I know what I want for breakfast
I know what I want for breakfast.
I want cereal.

I called the cops
described the man
who had the plan.
They said he sounded familiar.

Three years went by
still no luck in finding him
I might as well just give up.
yeah!

I know what I want for breakfast
I know what I want for breakfast
I want cereal.