1)For much of the season (98-99),
who has the Dallas Stars offense been like according to Razor? (Hint: it's
been top heavy)
Dolly Parton.
I'm not gonna go there.
2)According to Razor: what best
says "I love you, honey"?
A Belt Sander.
The rest of that conversation revealed that a variable speed belt sander
works best.
3)When Mike Modano received a RAZORBOY
this year, who did Razor say Mike had good looks like?
He said,
and I quote, "And hey, if I were a chick, he'd buckle my knees with those
Andy Gibb good looks."
4)When Razor interviewed Doug Lites
during a first period intermission, what did Razor say about fannies in
Reunion Arena?
They had
no problem putting them in seats. Golly, what did you think?
5)Who did Razor claim, wouldn't
admit Razor beat him in the face-off circle?
Joey. And
of course he wouldn't admit it he's got that league leading face-off percentage
to protect!
6)Is Mortiferous a real word, or
a Razorword?
Razorword.
But if anyone out there can find it in a dictionary, I'll give you money.
7)Here's an easy one: Who sponsors
the Open Net segment during the 2nd intermission?
Come on
all you drunken Hockey fans- its Miller Light.
8)Another easy one ('cuz you gotta
get some right): What is Razor's real name?
Darryl Reaugh
(no extra points for the correct spelling, but give yourself a pat on the
back).
9)Easy Question #3 (if you look
at our announcers): Has Razor ever had facial hair?
Yes, he
had that nifty goatie (sometimes it's best no to look at the screne).
10)If you were Razor what two words
would you use to describe yourself?
There's
no way to really know, but my best guess is DANDY and SPARKLING.
11)What subject were neither Razor
or Ralph good at (according to Ralph)?
Math- and
they make it apparent, night after night.
12)When Razor played Hockey, what
position did he play (and he still does at some Stars practices apparently)?
Goalie-
and if you got that wrong I have no respect for you.
13)Say you're a hockey player,
and some guy from the opposing team elbows you REALLY HARD. What might
Razor say you've received?
A nasty
elbowrectemy.
14)Who on the stars is a very likable
young man?
(hint: he also calls him "the
little ball of hate")
Pat Verbeek
sillys- although recently he was only "the little ball of strong dislike"
15)What has razor nickenamed the
"Chateau de bad-bad" and the "sin-bin"?
The penalty
box- but you knew that- right?
AS FOR THE
BONUS:
What award
did Razor and Ralph recently win?
I don't
know (but I want to), so if you do e-mail me with the answer and give yourself
a point!