Movies
Hairspray -- This is a classic. You just can't go wrong with Ricki Lake.....especially when she was chubby.
Clockwork Orange -- A good trippin movie....It's kinda like a bad dream that you can watch over and over until your vcr decides to eat it....And need I say....Alex is gorgeous....
Yellow Submarine -- The animated Beatles movie. Another good trippin movie.....even though it was made in the 70's, it's still fuckin awesome.....good soundtrack, too.....
Trainspotting -- It's about heroin. Really good plot and awesome actors.....
Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark -- This chick has it all.....great tits, a rad sense of humor, style and talent.....I love this movie......If I could have a threesome with her....uh, nevermind.....
The Breakfast Club -- An 80's classic flick.....Demonstrating that no matter what stereotype we fit into, we're all still human......
Night Of The Living Dead -- The b&w original was the best (of course) but the following sequels were pretty good too. I especially reccommend NOTLD 3, which can be hard to find but it's worth it.
Full Metal Jacket -- One of the best flicks I've ever seen....graphically depictive of bloody scenes......It's a great movie.
Television
Strangers With Candy -- It comes on Comedy Central on Monday nites, I think. It's funny as shit, better than South Park....
The Simpsons -- Who doesn't love the simpsons? Enough said....
Real Sex -- I'm not sure if it comes on anymore, but this series/documentary used to air late nite on HBO.....It was interesting and informative......
I Love Lucy -- I don't care what anyone says, I love Lucielle Ball.....She was the queen of comedy and anyone who doesn't like her can fuck off.....
Upright Citizens Brigade -- Dangerous sketch comedy......at it's best.......
Food
This can be summed up in pretty much one word: ANYTHING
Books
Splatterpunks -- A collection of morbid short-stories that remind me of the film "Traces of Death". I love this book and when I first read it, I was surprised that people even published that shit.....full of molestation, rape, mutilation and other fun stuff to read about....
The Vampire Chronicles -- Anne Rice is one of my favourate authors....The whole series is real good....the movies don't do the books justice....
The Rowan -- There are few fantasy/sci-fi books I really like.....this is one of them....
Eyes Of The Dragon -- By Steven King. A really really good fiction story of a kingdom in ancient lands.....I really reccommend it....
Diary Of A Drug Fiend -- By Aleister Crowley. The story of two kids who fall in love while on a drug-crazed rampage through Europe and how they overcome their addictions through the use of faith and the application of practical magick. A VERY good book.
Bad Things, Turn-offs and What Makes Me Wanna Puke
Poseurs, people who are anti-everything, ignorant rednecks, stupid people, mtv, perkyness, movie theatres, malls, wannabe thugs, australians, broken cd-rom drives, perfume, boy-bands like nsync, skaters, bubblegum bands, excessive amounts of the color pink, gingerbread men, oompa loompas, gold jewelry, pepsi, the government, most straight-edgers, mean homeless people.......
