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"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." ~Scott Adams~ "The Dilbert Future"
"The difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has it's limits."
"If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut-up about it." ~Tom Lehrer~
"Someday my boat will come in, and with my luck, I'll be at the airport." ~Graffiti~
"The worst tempered people I ever met, were the people who were wrong."
"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers."
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out." AMEN!!!!
"Don't worry about what people say about you. 'Cause it can't be as bad as what you think about them."
"If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum."
"And it shall come to pass that idiots shall roam the earth, and morons shall rule the masses."
"When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him, that will immediately take his mind off your troubles."
"A closed mouth gathers no foot."
"I do not feel obliged to believe, that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." ~Galileo Galilei~
"Common sense is not so common." ~Voltaire~
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need it." ~Bill Cosby~
"Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults." ~Benjamin Franklin~
"Life is one big continual matinence job."
"Patting a fellow on the back is the best way to get a chip off his shoulders."
"People will belive anything as long as you whisper it." ~The Whispered Rule~
"With the world full of feels, there is none who thinks himself one, or even suspects it."
"To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinetely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question."
"If God had meant for us to consume peanut butter, He would have lined our mouths with teflon."
"Genuis may have it's limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." ~Elbert Hubbard~
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright~
"I never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." ~Galileo Galilei~
"Not everyone repeats gossip. Some improve it." ~Franklin P. Jones~
If you happen to know who any of the authors are, or if you have any quotes that you would like for me to add. Feel free to e-mail me...
