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JOB SUGGESTIONS

These are suggestions for possible career changes for some famous(or infamous) people.
Elmer Fudd-Spokesman For Gun Control
The hapless Elmer Fudd,a card carrying NRA member,would be a perfect spokesman for the gun control advocates.He's always accidently shooting himself or having his gun blow up in his face.They say children mimic what they see on television.I grew up watching Mr. Fudd,but always thought he was kind of a dumbass.
Tonya Harding-NHL Enforcer
Tonya, former olympic figure skater, missed her true calling. With her skating ability and propensity for violence, NHL teams should be courting her to boost their defensive lines. Besides, hitting someone with a stick only gets you a couple minutes in the penalty box.
Dick Trickle-Nascar Driver
Dick Trickle is already a driver in Nascar's Busch series, driving car #5. But with a name like Dick Trickle he really should be driving the Viagra Winston Cup car.