SPLEENAGER
(words:Vee,Belcher, Music:Belcher)

Don't wanna go to school today,
wanna watch the 3 stooges marathon,
wake up at one bang on the drums,
instead I'm here at school teacher thinking I'm a fool.
You may think that I'm a loser but I'm not I'm a Spleenager......
I got bad breathe my hair is bad,
just because I am Spleenager,
I stink and i can't get a date just because i am Spleenager,
No one cares what I think just because I am Spleenager.....
(repeat first part)...I can't walk Right i always fall Just because I am Spleenager...
Gotta big nose with crap comin out(?)just because I am Spleenager
Don't change clothes got something in my teeth Just because I am spleenager!
Watch three stooges all night,
well i just might wake up real late and masturbate.