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Presents...........
Rob's Ponderings
Exposure to this page has been known to cause nasaua, vomiting, dizziness, disoriantation, alcoholism, homosexuality, tossing, and a swelling of the sex organs. Of course this has never been studied.. well, except for the swelling of the sex organs. When in bed, slip it on before you slide it in. Pi is round and Pi squared is cobbler.
Why do they put brail on drive up ATM machines?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
What was George Jetson's job?
If the castaways were going on a three hour tour, why did the Howels bring so many clothes?
If there was 2 single men and 3 single women on the island, who was in the three way?
If women don't want us to stare at their chests.... why do they buy wonder bras?
Do the beer commercials really think we are so stupid to believe that if we drink their brand, a supermodel is going to fall in love with us, and we will become wealthy.
Is wrestling a sport or a soap opera?
Does Gaidin have one sheep or two?
Does Gaidin eat the pie after he is done having "relations" with it?
Now for a new feature.... I shall ponder deep thoughts people Send to me:
Q. Why do hot dogs come in packs of six or twelve, but buns come in packs of fifteen? - Angel
A. Well, grasshopper, why are breasts round? Actually buns do come in packs of eight. Which is still irrelevant. would it not make more sense to put buns in six or twelve then? I do believe I have the answer though... the hot dog bun executives are women, and they are bad at math due to the fact that for years men have been telling them that |_________________| is seven inches. And remember, sammy safety says slip in on, before you slide it in.
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10/24/1999
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