There once was an electron named Nate, 'twas perpetually, chronically late, till once he was measured, and truly displeasured, so he jumped to a new quantum state. |
There was a particle, Mark, Who wanted to be the top Quark, But his hesitant behavior, Left him picking no flavor, And he vanished in a tiny blue spark. |
Michael J. Coslo 5/5/98 |