You might be a Jellicle Cat if...
1. You call God, or what you believe in, the Everlasting Cat.
2. If you hear thunder, you shout "Macavity!" and hide.
3. You don't let ANYONE know your third name.
4. You call the local heart throb The Rum Tum Tugger.
5. At church, when you should be singing hymns, you sing "Old Deuteronomy"
6. You only go to one party a year, and you call it "The Jellicle Ball"
7. You call all dogs Pollicles.
8. You describe a Jellicle by singing "Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats"
9. You want Jennyanydots to teach you music.
10. Every fat cat you see, you call Bustopher Jones.
11. When something goes missing, you just KNOW it was Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer!
12. You go to the train station to meet Skimbleshanks.
13. You tell all your friends that there is no such thing as Heaven, only the Heavyside Layer.
14. You hang by the theater door to catch a glimpse of Gus.
15. You go to Brentford, Victoria Dock, or Bangkok to see if you can join
the celebration when Growltiger was made to walk the plank.
