Picture of Mike In His Cooler Days!!
Micheal Alan Kirksey 22 aka:Bite it off(see quotes) was born september 24,1976 in FT Worth Texas. Growing up without much money and without a dad for the most part, Mikes mother Beth did the best she could to raise him, living on the road much of his life, Mike never stayed in one shcool for very long. When Mike was about 14 he moved to Hurst,Tx. A year later he met me. We where skipping shcool and decided to go to my house to listen to Metallica,We've been freinds ever since. I always liked Mike and thought alot of him when i was a teenager, Even more when we got older and started being depressed and titty bars(yes Mike is quite possibly the only person who acutally gets DEPRESSED at tittie bars)Hes a tough guy, oh yeah Mike can kick some ass. He's also white trash to the nineth degree but wants to do better. I dont know what fuels his life long obession with boats and going out on the water, But this clown and @#!%& more chicks than i ever will "and they werent that fat" He has a child with a bitch named "3" and he named it Marc after me. He currently is living without a phone in a suburb of FT Worth. Writing his life story "LIfe in the fishbowl". Mike is a hell of a guy and my one true freind. Heres to you buddy, I love ya!!!!
MIKES GREATEST HITS:
1.Creamy cream incodent-1993
2.Beating up Korns-1996
3.4th of july incodent-91,92,94,96
4.Olive Garden incodent-1991,92,93,94,95,96,97,98-99
5.Big man little coat incodent-1997
6.Green Day concert incodent-1996
7.Prince of tides incodent-1991
8.Fried green tomatoes incodent-1991
MIKES FAMOUS QUOTES:
1.Marc i got laid....and she wasnt THAT fat!!!
2.Ill bite it off-by far his most famous
3.I used to hate my mother with a vengence
4.I will kill you
5.Vanity is my favorite sin
6.Ive had better
7.He's cherry
8.You should have stuck it in while she was sleeping-yes he actually said that
