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How do you know your a net addict?
When you find yourself asking a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.

Anyone need a wheelbarrow? HAHAHAH!!!

TOP TEN REASONS FOR JOB BURN OUT!

10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Go to Hell."

9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Stop asking me all these damn questions!"

8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.

7. You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

6. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.

5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know your pager will go off before your alarm does.

3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

AH COMON! Quit pussy footen round! If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats. Send me some mail!

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