World Wide Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Match (With Assassin as Special Guest Referee):
Vs.
Executioner Vs. Black Magic
World Wide Wrestling United States Heavyweight Championship Match: Project Vs. Axis
Falls Count Anywhere (Upstairs) Match: Desperado Vs. Primus
World Wide Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship Match: Smudge Vs. Surge (Not to be confused with Charger, who is played by the same person and also wears a Chargers jersey)
World Wide Wrestling Hardcore Championship Fatal 4-Way Match: Lumberjack Vs. Jackal Vs. Renegade Vs. Whirlwind
In the semi-main event, Black Magic, who was recently swerved by the nWo, will be settling the score with Executioner, who was recently swerved by the nWo. One would think that the two should band together to take on the nWo, but instead they will be fighting! Why? Tune in on Primestar pay-per-view to find out (even though you won't).
Project makes his return to the World Wide Wrestling Arena (Does he?)! He will be challenging Axis for the vacated United States Heavyweight Championship (Will he?). They will both show up (Will they?). It looks to be a great match on paper (Does it?)! Someone thinks this match is a good idea (Do they?). Watch 'Helloween' 2006 to see the action (The answer to all of these questions is "no")!
Primus has been a rising star in WWW as of late, but sooner or later, every star bursts. He has been on a roll, but how will he fare against an opponent who does moves? And will Primus' tag team partner (who seems to really like teaming with him) Maxim take a moment to come from behind camera where he is burying Primus, in order to bury him ON camera by taking part in an inevitable and predictable DX swerve? Tune in to find out!
Former allies, Smudge and his little... friend Surge will be facing off to determine who will be the first ever WWW Cruiserweight Champion. Smudge seems to always have a trick up his dress, but with an entire SVAA team on his side, Surge will be hard to beat (unless you're three years older and 100 lbs. heavier).
Did Desperado get a new shirt? No. Newcomer Renegade has put his bid in for the WWW Hardcore Championship. But, with fellow newcomer Lumberjack, who believably commits homicide on a regular basis and gets away with it, in the mix, it is anyone's guess (or selfish booking) as to who will win (Jackal).
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