For any World Wide Wrestling fan, the phrase "Year One" no doubt brings a warming of the heart, and a special feeling of nostalgia. Fans, Year One had it all: fluctuating weight, puberty, no shows, preschoolers, arm bumps, no sells, the hilarious antics of the nWo, an off screen "gong" effect, occasional camera men, Camera Man, Mr. Roboto, voice cracks, an ironing board, Pay-Per-Views that ended with shoot fights, camera tricks, zero-star matches, Counter Spy, petty theft, phantom title wins (not to be confused with "Phantom" title wins), botched lighting effects, and enough copyright infringement to keep WWW tied up in courts for years! Well fans, after years of legal problems, World Wide Wrestling is proud to announce its very first line of classic WWW action figures:
Series 1:
Talking Robert the Cruel / Mercenary: The founder of World Wide Wrestling is here in all his glory! This special RTC action figure comes complete with exclusive Mercenary accessories, as well as classic RTC entrance wear, including his mink coat, boa and hidden nWo t-shirt! Recreate the most famous swerve in WWW history, cut a long-winded and redundant promo with the push of a button, or forfeit the World Title so you can win it back the next day! Comes with replica foam World Title belt, arm belt and slow-release Sliding Powerbomb effect.
Talking nWo Assassin: Wolfpack in the house! The feared leader of the nWo comes complete with socks, red wrestling pants, special red wrestling bathing suit (for summer matches), and removable Texas Rangers sunglasses! Special talking effects let you cut a pubescent promo with a Minnesota accent and job people out of the nWo! Comes with hardcore noodle weapon, Cheez-It Box and Sliding Elbow Drop effect. (Note: not to be confused with the ultra-rare dX Assassin from TWA.)
"Talking" Black Magic: A must have for fans of "The Magic Man"! Vintage Black Magic figure comes complete with beanie, faux addidas shorts, and a permanent look of betrayal and depression! Hours of play value with this toy, including the ability to contort Black Magic in a variety of disturbing positions and a super-posable left arm to land on during power moves! Comes with replica "JOB" costume design drawing, flayling Leg Drop ability and running Baseball Bat Clothesline action (bat not included). (Note: Black Magic is technically a "talking" figure, although his audio track is inaudible.)
Dune: (Please see Black Magic description, and replace "beanie" with "pantyhose".)
Mangler: It's time, it's time, it's... Tea Time! The celebrated former World Champion and prankster of WWW Year One comes to life with this breathtaking figure. Cut a hilarious promo with a British accent during your match, be pushed around by older wrestlers or simply no-show for months at a time! Comes complete with "British-looking hat" and ultra-bendable Shoeshiner accessory!
Soul: Who can forget the reign of Soul as WWW owner? Not me, that's for sure (although at times I really wish I could. Seriously, it depresses me to think about him cutting a promo). Anyway, the high-flying daredevil is an essential part of any WWW fan's collection. Comes with removable cloth, detailed rib and spinal cord definition and a 10:00 P.M. bedtime! This special figure has adjustable limbs to simulate Soul's ability to grow in upwards of 4 inches a week. Comes with trashcan and miniature Godfather action figure!
Project: Are you ready? I know I am! The Degenerate of WWW rounds out Series 1 with a bong- excuse me, a bang. Dip Project's head in warm water to reveal special temporary "Juggalo Tribal War Paint". Call out Baxter Adams, sneak around the WWW arena to avoid being spotted by its owner after work or make younger wrestlers uncomfortable! Figure comes complete with dime bag, Tag-Team Title belt, stolen Eminem CD, real LSD tablet and crotch-chop action! (Note: Due to copyright issues, Project is no longer a talking action figure.)
WWW Replica Ring: No WWW collection is complete without the infamous World Wide Wrestling Arena wrestling area! Complete with built in sound effects including: "Bong!", "ROOOOBERT!!!", and "Uh, yeah, me and my little friend Godfather....", as well as removable stair railing. The WWW ring also features a built-in WOW wrestling CD for wrestler entrances, empty commentary booth and dream catcher! Finally, the WWW arena comes with a mysterious floating woman's head, which may randomly appear during a match! Also included are various hardcore weapons and special Athlete action figure!
Series 2 to include: White Lightning, Bam Bam Bigelow Jr. (with Ant and Gnat), Desperado, Dwayne Smith, Lumberjack and many more!
