Tony Stark: This being Black History Month, World Wide Wrestling management thought that it would be a good P.R. stunt for me to conduct WWW's third ever sit-down, shoot interview with the promotion's only black Superstar ever.

Hurricane: Well, uh, thank you for having me here, but it's September.

Tony Stark: Right- Black History Month. Now, tell us about how you got your start in World Wide Wrestling.

Hurricane: Well, my brother's Dad was arrested while I was at school one Friday, so I had no where to go while Mom bailed her commonlaw husband out of jail. As I was telling this to my good friend Smudge and my little... friend Scab after our classes ended, some woman drove up in her Explorer and overheard us. I guess she was the House Mom for the nWo's locker room at the WWW Arena, because Smudge and Scab seemed to know her and jumped right in her car. She told me that she would be happy to "take me in" as long as my Mom was "dealing with her issues". On the way to the Arena, she asked me a bunch of questions and seemed as if she viewed my situation as some sort of humanitarian effort. Don't get me wrong- she was really trying to be nice, but she was kind of patronizing about the whole thing. She told me she would feed me, as if I were some sort of starved Ethiopian just because I am black, and she asked, "you like fried chicken, right?" Anyway, as soon as we arrived at the Arena, Creation asked all of us if we would like to be part of a "huge" 8-Man (Boy) Match for the WWW World Heavyweight Championship. I didn't really have much say about the whole thing, but Smudge told me, "this is perfect- you can be in the nWo. We're all wiggers, but we've never had an actual n*gger before. Plus, we just got another shirt!"

Tony Stark: And that was your first match, correct?

Hurricane: Yeah.

Tony Stark: Had you had any training?

Hurricane: No, but Creation said it would be fine. He said that he wasn't trained either. Actually, he told me he liked everyone to be untrained because it made everything look more real and realism was what he was going for.

Tony Stark: Hence the noodle.

Hurricane: Exactly.

Tony Stark: Well, you had a very... unique costume. Tell us about how you came up with it.

Hurricane: Before the match, we were in the nWo locker room getting changed when the nWo's House Mom walked in. She was still of the mindset that she was giving back to the community by taking in a black child for the night, even though different white kids stayed there unnoticed almost every weekend. She threw me a pair of shorts, because I suppose she thought that I couldn't afford clothes of my own. She said, "here, Robert didn't want these"- whatever that meant. So, at that point, I had the shirt and the shorts, but I needed something else.

Tony Stark: Well, I know you don't mean shoes. Why would one need shoes?

Hurricane: No- not shoes. I knew I needed something original. Something that would make me stand out.

Tony Stark: Oh don't worry- your black skin took care of that.

Hurricane: (Looking at Tony in disgust) (*Sigh*) No, man. The goggles. Spy's goggles.

Tony Stark: So, wait- let me get this straight. You thought you could actually be successful by blatantly ripping off Spy? What a stupid notion.

Hurricane: Look, man. I didn't know that he wore those goggles. If I had known, I wouldn't have worn them, but nobody told me. I guess they had too much white guilt to say anything. (Note: That is the truth).

Tony Stark: Nevertheless, even though you won the match, Creation was declared the winner without explanation. Do you think racism played a part in that decision?

Hurricane: Wha', yessa' massa'. I fink Worl' Wi' Wrasslin' o'full o' rascism.

Tony Stark: Well, I've got to tell you I don't agree.

Hurricane: How can you say that? What about the time we did eighteen takes of the segment in which Outlaw called me a "n*gger" over and over and gave me the Oppressor?

Tony Stark: Sometimes things just had to be re-shot.

Hurricane: But the camera wasn't even on for fourteen of them!

Tony Stark: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. Was that the reason you left World Wide Wrestling? Because you were unfairly stereo-typed as a sex-charged primate who stole, dealt drugs and ate watermelon with collard greens every night?

Hurricane: Yeah... that and the fact that I got my baby's momma' pregnant again and got put in prison for dealing drugs.

Tony Stark: I thought so. Well, Hurricane, thank you for joining me today-

Hurricane: -Wait, Hurricane? You thought I was Hurricane?

Tony Stark: Uh...

Some Black Guy: Hurricane is dead, mother f*cka'! He's been dead for 3 years!

Tony Stark: I... I'm sorry. It's just that... you all look alike.

Some Black Guy: (Starting to angrily storm out of the room, but stopping at the door) You're dead, b*tch- you know that? (Pulling out a gun).

Tony Stark: Security!

Weird Hat Boy: Yes?

Tony Stark: (*Sigh*) Sh*t.