"CODE OF HONOR (THE POSTAL WORKER)"
(C. DeCracken)
[Melfina]
[spoken, through static] "I've got to deliver these packages
[guitars play] "Do you understand? It's time to start!"
[all instruments play]
From 8 to 5
your mail is my priority
I drive around delivering it all day!
[b/g vocals, through distorted mics] All day!
[CHORUS]
Letters! Packages!
Postal System!
[b/g vocals] The system (2x)
Letters! Packages!
The system!
Out there, I'm a soldier
The system must function
[m.b. Dune] "The spice must flow"
Stamps are signs
Addresses are revelations
I will reach the higher level of consciousness
[m.b. Dune]
"Father, the sleeper has awakened!"
"One will come, the voice from the outworld, bringing the holy war, the jihad"
[m.b. Stigmata] "How's your faith these days, Father!?"
[CHORUS]
My truck is a standard postal vehicle
and authorized only to me
Through it I can execute my assignment
It is my medium
[m.b. Big Trouble in Little China]
"Isn't your truck insured?"
"There's my truck. My truck!"
[CHORUS]
If you are disgruntled
I will report you
[s.b. The Daily Show] "Wait until the authorities hear about this"
[m.b. Platoon] "If there was an illegal killing, there will be a court martial"
[spoken chant, with b/g vocals]
I pledge before the USA and the US Postal System
to follow the US Postal System's rules and regulations
I will organize and prioritize to the best of my understanding
I will deliver mail to the best of my ability
I will respect the dignity of all individuals
I shall contribute and be a vital member of the system
I will the defend the paths of truth
[m.b. Dune] "And now, the prophecy... which will cleanse the universe and bring us out of darkness"
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