"PROJECT XO-3577"
(C. DeCracken)
[Thank Goodness I Saved You]
[spoken; female voice, computer and electronic samples, synthesizers]
File 12305-AB: This file pertains to Project XO-3577. Projct XO-3577, also called the Hell-Crusher, was once the top military weapon for military armory development. This weapon is made of titanium and adamantium. The dimensions of the weapon are two and a half feet long by one and a half feet wide by one foot thick. Electronic vents, located on multiple areas around the casing, enhance and manipulate peripheral elements from the air to create power and ammunition. In the rear chamber are four core nuclear generators. Two auxiliary hoses fluctuate radioactive gas to produce fusion and fission. Two devices, known as "Rounders," are located in the front of the stock. These devices circulate energy to create plasma centrifuge. The full ramifications of Project XO-3577's ability are unknown. In 2013, Project XO-3577 disappeared.
[all instruments start]
I must destroy everything
I must bring it down
[m.b. Army of Darkness] "This is my boomstick!"
[m.b. The Professional] "This guy came from the outside"
Crossing the River Styx
slinging my gun under my robe
trying to look terrified
hiding my piercing laughs
[m.b. Wicked City] "You don't really believe you can hurt us with that pop gun"
"Actually... yes"
As we reach the brimstone bay
the demons look so eager to torture
Are you waiting for me?
I'm waiting for you
I leave the boat navigator
as a pile of slabs and vapor
turning, returning gaze
your shock is pleasure enough
Seismic plasma waves engulf you
[m.b. Arachniphobia] "That's impossible"
globulous nucleoids serrate you
[m.b. Doomed Megalopolis part 4] "Impossible!"
disentigration is so present
destruction, your future
Fly, crawl, slither, phase
[m.b. Fist of the North Star (1986)] "We're not through yet"
it doesn't matter
[s.b. Duke Nukem] "Want some, come get some"
I blast in disarray
You are evil
and love to destroy
This is what you loved
What did you expect?
[m.b. Doomed Megalopolis part 1] "Your reflection is cast back upon you from the mirror"
Rushing from terrain to terrain
conquering habitation upon habitation
[m.b. Predator] "Knock, knock"
devouring power dwelling beneath power dwelling
erasing sin hoard from sin hoard
[m.b. Terminator] "Hey, you can't do that"
"Wrong"
[m.b. Ghostbusters] "Total protonic reversal"
[m.b. Predator] "and sometimes much, much worse"
Lock and load
seek and destroy
[m.b. Terminator] "Their defense grid was smashed"
[m.b. Doomed Megalopolis part 1] "There were dead bodies all over the city"
Strongholds fail
fortresses fall
massive gates collapse
forces cease
[s.b. a biography on the Assyrians] "They wanted to destroy any evidence that these people even existed. There was... no record to prove that they ever existed"
[m.b. Terminator (through synthesizer)] "Wipe out entire existence"
Liquid smoke of your fluids
paints an atmosphere
upon the labyrinths of spiritual entrails
and the pyramids of vast tissues
Even this must be cleared away
In vain attempts
[m.b. Lord of Illusions] "I can't help you"
hide from this arsenal
How worthless
[m.b. Dust Devil] "I can't fix this"
is your denial!
This was inevitable
blast, turn, blast
run, blast, sweat
strafe, pulse, blast
duck, blast, throb
pant, exhaust, trip
roll, gasp, blast
overheat, suffocate, panic
blast, hallucinate, blast
stagger, blast, hemorrhage
blackout
I sober to see
my last shots
were at void
and dust
it's over
[m.b. The Usual Supsects] "The Devil
[m.b. Predator 2] was found just around the corner with his head cut off and his spinal column torn from the cadaver, a fitting demise to the prince of power!"
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