"2 WAYS TO ROCK"
(C. DeCracken)
[Chorus 1]
I do my laundry on Monday
Take some sugar on Tuesday
I wash my ride on Wednesday
and have sugar on Thursday
and rock on Friday (2x)
No one can see
What smells beneath
A sweet, sweet treat
But it's legal, see
[Chorus 1]
Sweatin' overtime
No money on the side
For those doin' time
In jail, there's a fine
so...
[Chorus 2]
There's only two ways to rock
Rock or break rocks
There's only two ways to rock
Yeah babe, two ways to rock (2x)
Now that the laundry is done
I dare to have some fun
Now my ride's clean of gum
Breakin' rocks is for scum
Please stay free
Please, just for me
Babe, don't smell their feet
Don't go breakin' rocks
Let's just have some fun
[Chorus 2]
It's no great shock
Except the toaster is in
The shower again
That's no way to rock
No way, Babe
Don't break the law
Breakin' rocks ain't good fate
Let's just have fun
Abidin' the law of rock
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
Babes want to rock
Who wants to rock
Babes want to rock
Well, our rocks in stock
Then com'on let's rock
Uh... like drunk laws of Mr. Spock
*Cactus Bastard took audiences by storm by the daring move to have two catchy choruses. So, it was like two rock songs in one.
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