“GERIATRIC SEX SYMBOL”
(T. Lear)
The world’s gettin’ older
People becomin’ bolder
Older you get, younger you feel
Older men got young appeal
You got Jack Nicholson
Cruisin’ for chicks
In retirement home
Bet those nurses really love his smile
They used to love Matlock
Now it’s Diagnosis Murder
Van Dyke’s moustache keeps on growin’
Chicks like doctors, right?
Don Johnson takes his arthritis pills
Before his newest cop show begins
All his love interests, half his age
They don’t care that the hair’s not there
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All these men, got something in common
They’re still sex symbols in old age
What’s the world coming to, what’s going on
When all our hunks are 60+?
Sean Connery never loses his cool
Does movies with actresses half his age
They could be playing his granddaughters
Instead they’re his girlfriends
Older guys get all the chicks
Younger guys get none of the brains
Guess I’ll get just a little bit older
Before I take advantage of my age
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