LATRINE DOCTRINE
C. DeCracken
[s.b. The Simpsons The Computer Wore Menace Shoes] “I’ve been sittin’ on the toilet all the live-long day.”
[growled, distorted, reverb]
In the latrine
[b/g] latrine
Within a circle of dreams
He stood up to the enemy
[b/g] “Fear me”
he stood
‘gainst the enemy
One last chance
[b/g] Last chance
To back away!
[growled, distorted, reverb]
What is yourself to believe?
Within a circle of dreams
[b/g] Of dreams
He met with the enemy
Within! The dreams!
He met with the enemy!
[b/g] Latrines!
He met with the enemy!
We’re trapped in a cage
All the walls are bound
The plasma rifle is
Your conflagration!
[growled, distorted, reverb]
Arm the laser!
[b/g] Arm the laser!
Arm the laser! Blast away!
Arm the laser!
[b/g] Arm the laser!
Arm the laser! Blast away!
[growled, distorted, reverb]
In time we all submit
[b/g] desist
Relief from wastes to dismiss
In one stall! A warning!
[b/g] Warning
To the enemy!
Watch your kingdom fall
All the pipes are set
The bombs now horde as a
Devastation!
[s.b. All your base are belong to us]
“Take off every zig!”
“You know what you say?!”
“Move zig… for great justice”
[growled, distorted, reverb]
[b/g] Drop the bombs!
Drop the bombs on the enemy!
Drop the bombs!
[b/g] Drop the bombs!
Drop the bombs on the enemy!
[deep ominous singing]
Pro-phe-cy
Pro-phe-cy
Now it’s come too late
Your death come to pass
This is deathhold’s own
Detonation!
[m.b. Terrorvision]
“Remember what I told you about explosives boy: blow your dang balls off!”
[Flush sample and bomb sample]
[deep ominous singing]
Pro-phe-cy
Pro-phe-cy
[acoustic guitar]
Then the one arose from his throne, broke through the doors to the malevolent, and spoke on high, “And the same will happen to you if you don’t repent”
[heavy drum solo (fades)]
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