RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES
(by Bad Guys Can't Aim)
[m.b. Bloodsport] “Now I show you some trick or two”
You think you’ve won?
Now it’s my turn
Prepare to die
[m.b. Major League] “You can’t say ‘Hell’ on the air”
I just did
[m.b. MST 3K] “Yesterday I said the word ‘damn’”
and I’ll say it every day… darn it!
You can’t stop me
[m.b. Assault on Precinct 13] “Now you should always tell the truth, even a little white lie can sometimes trip a man up”
You want it?
You’re gonna get it
[m.b. Airplane] “Where did you get that dress?! It’s awful! And those shoes and that coat, geez!”
[m.b. Happy Gilmore] “I’ve seen those finger paintings you bring home. They suck!”
[m.b. Billy Madison] “You know something, you suck”
Oh yeah, and your hair sucks and your face sucks
How’s that fit you fancy pants?
I ate my desserts before my vegetables
[m.b. Terminator] “Hey you can’t do that”
In fact, I didn’t even eat my vegetables
Not even one
So take that and eat it for breakfast
[m.b. Terminator 2] “You forgot to say ‘please’”
No I didn’t
And I never shall
[m.b. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure] “You know those little ‘Do not remove under penalty of law’ tags they put on mattresses?”
[m.b. Predator 2] “You don’t know what you’re doing!”
[m.b. Escape from LA] “Don’t do it!”
[m.b. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure] “Well I cut one of them off!”
I cut off every tag
from your sleeping chambers
Where’s your God now?
Hee, hee, hee
And you thought you were bad
[m.b. Heavy Metal]
“You stand here accused of… one moving violation”
“The best we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don’t get violated”
[m.b. They Live] “Momma don’t like tattle-tales”
Then you will hate me
I told them everything!
I embezzled
I cheated on my taxes
and I never rewound my tapes
I
Am
Evil
[music fades]
And I never washed my hands after going to the bathroom
Back to There Goes the Neighborhood
