Threshold<>Fleshold
(by Abraham Lincoln and the Laser Ladies of the Lonely Eats Nexus )
[Guest: The San Dimas High School Cheerleaders (in italics)]
Give me an E
E
Give me an F
F
[synthesizers start]
Give me an F
F
[1st guitar starts]
Give me an O
O
[drums start]
Give me an R
R
[bass starts]
Give me a T
T
[2nd guitar starts]
What’s that spell?
Effort
is
where it’s at!
Ef...
...fort
to starve near death!
Anorexics fight to the end
Don’t eat a thing
Anorexics fight to the end
Don’t eat a thing
An...
...y...
...one
can throw it up!
Only
the
strong
reach anorexia! (2x)
[sung]
What you want
is what you eat
So much heaving
in latrines (2x)
We
We want
to slim it doowwwn
We
We want
to slim it doowwwn
Hey
Hey
Where’s your strength!? (4x)
[sung]
Anorexics
help the team
Bulimia
is obsolete
No more eating
‘cause you’ll cheat
vomit’s “Effort
Obsolete”
Anorexics fight to the end
Fight to the end
Fight to the end
Fight to the end
Fight to the end
Bulimics are number 2
But we’re number 1
We’re number 1
We’re number 1
We’re number 1
We’re number 1
Let’s...
get it out
get it up
one more time
to show it off!
Show...
what you’ve got
what’s on top
One more time
You’ve had enough!?
[sung]
Anorexics
help the team
Bulimia
is obsolete
No more eating
‘cause you’ll cheat
vomit’s “Effort
Obsolete”
Resist
[clap, clap]
Resist
[clap, clap]
Resist
[clap, clap]
Resist
[clap, clap]
Go all the way
Go all the way
Go all the way
Go all the way
Give me some more
Give me some more
You know it
Give me some more
Give me some more
Give it to me
Give me some more
Give me some more
Give me some more
Give me some more
[sung]
Vomiting
is sure defeat
Resistors
crown their dreams (2x)
[guitars and synths only; bytes interweave continuously]
[m.b. Surviving the Game] “I’m not hungry”
[m.b. Aliens] “Eat this!”
[m.b. The Prophecy 2] “Don’t eat that! Trust me”
[m.b. Caddyshack] "I want a hamburger not a cheeseburger"
[s.b. S. N. L. (Mack North commercial)] “You ate it. Now eat me”
[m.b. Predator 2] “Want some candy?”
[m.b. Caddyshack] "I want a hot dog"
[m.b. Ghostbusters] “You don’t actually eat any of this do you?”
[m.b. UHF] “You’re hungry aren’t you?”
[m.b. Caddyshack] "I want a milkshake"
[m.b. Police Academy 2] “Hungry Diane?”
[m.b. Fist of the North Star (1985)] “I can’t do it! I just can’t do it!"
[m.b. Caddyshack] "I want potato.. "
"You'll get nothing and like it!"
[s.b. MST 3K Devil Doll]
“But I do want something to eat”
“Very well...”
“(Eat my shorts)”
*We here at Cactus Bastard would like to avoid the wrath of millions of justifiably incensed parents, support groups and health care organizations by pointing out that Decracken wrote this, so pin it on him why don't ya!
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