And now, the most awaited part of the magazine -- the Roleplaying Quiz, where I quiz you to see if you really read this magazine at all!

1) According to the Star Wars website, who played Darth Sidious?
a) Joaquin Phoenix
b) River Phoenix
c) Ian McDiarmid
d) James Earl Jones

2) How many Darth Maul clones will be in Episode II?
a) 2
b) 2 (but one will be really nerdy and talk in a squeaky voice)
c) 10,000, and they will all do a big song-and-dance number for the finale
d) Darth Maul's dead! Get over it!

3) What is the name of the person Kane has to fight in Fire with the Dawn?
a) High Inquisitor Truman
b) High Inquisitor Tremaayne
c)High Inquisitor Tremayne
d) JoJo the Pizza Boy

4) Who wrote Fire with the Dawn?
a) The Ever-Impressive Editor himself, me, Anthony Frevele
b)Bryan Mieir
c) Michael McCracken
d) Stephen King (writing as Richard Bachman)

5) What was my number one favorite movie of all time?
a) The answer sickens me, so I'll skip this one.
b) Star Wars: Episode VIII, I am Episode VIII, I Am, I Am
c) Star Trek X: So Very Tired
d) Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

6) BONUS QUESTION: What the heck is a bonus question doing in the middle of the quiz?
a) I ran out of real questions
b) I just felt like putting it
there c) I wanted to be different
d) I'm a nutcase

7) In A Day in the Life of a Smuggler, what is the smuggler being chased by?
a) a monster
b) a creature
c) a really angry Stormtrooper
d) an IRS agent

8) Is Eyes Wide Shut really a porno?
a) no, I'm asking you. Is it?

9) In Endor Escapades, what famous character from a comedy sequel about an oversexed spy from the sixties being transplanted into the 90's, starring Mike Myers in several roles, and which also happens to be the movie which knocked Episode I out of the #1 spot, does Jawa the Hutt resemble?
a) ummm... umm...
b) Felicity Shagwell?
c) the chief from So I Married an Axe Murderer?
d) Fat something or other, wasn't it?

10) Hmm... I seem to have run out of questions, so, out of every roleplaying game you have ever played, what is your favorite character played by someone else? (Here's a hint... it starts with a K-A-N-E...)
a) Bail Kane?
b) That really cool Force user/pilot guy who joined Rogue Squadron?
c) aw, gee, I can't make up my mind... well, Kane.
d) You know the right answer, don't you?



By Anthony Frevele