...the ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.
...nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
...dogs hang around O. R. for scraps.
...the maternity room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string.
...anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
...your proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig.
...the interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.
...surgical instruments include a stick of dynamite and a chain saw.
...hospital food consists of picking your own corn on the roof.
...immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
...double by-pass surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
...you have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.
...you share the recovery room with a sick cow.
...the bill is figured either in dollars or chickens.