A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean... And ram was the cousin of a goat....
Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights
now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes
An application was for employment a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank account
and if you had a 3 1/2" flopp you hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead