Doggirl: Howdy new visitor! This is my doghouse! My name is Doggirl, and for about ninety percent of my daily life, I live here. Any questions?

...What?!? No, I am not half-dog, half-girl. What kind of question is that? You want to see freaks, go join the circus.

Miya: ...Although Doggirl jumping through flaming hoops in a little poodle skirt would be a sight to see...

Doggirl: *growls* Grr... Miya, I could just snap your little... Oh! I forgot to introduce my friends! *points a paw* That sarcastic little pink Yoshi over there is Miya. She will be helping me run this doghouse. Right next to her is the unusually shy yellow Yoshi, Meekachu. He'll be helping Miya help me... if that made any sense.

Meekachu: I'm not shy. I'm just not saying anything.

Miya: Why not?

Meekachu: Because this place can advertise its lameness all on its own.

Doggirl: Hey! This doghouse isn't lame! *mumbles* It only is when you two are around...

Miya and Meekachu: WHAT WAS THAT???

Doggirl: Um... heheh... nothing. *charming dog smile*

Anywho, this place will soon be filled with plenty of stuff to see and do! Just you wait!

Miya: We're in for a long wait...

9-11-99:

Doggirl: Hey peeps! Time for an update!

Meekachu: 'bout friggin' time.

Doggirl: Watch yer mouth, Yoshi.

Miya: Friggin's not a bad word. He can say it as much as he wants. In fact, I'll say it, too. Friggin', friggin', friggin', friggin'...

Doggirl: Hey, shuddup! I never said friggin' was a bad word! I just want you both to keep your traps shut and be polite to our guests!

Meekachu: What guests?

Miya: *looks around blankly* Yeah, what guests? I don't see anyone. What are you talking about? What guests? Where?

Doggirl: I meant future guests!

Meekachu and Miya: *fall over laughing*

Meekachu: *while laughing* Future guests... hehe...

Doggirl: :-\

Miya: Hehe... Yeah, that's about as likely as the Titanic rising from the sea and docking in Doggirl's backyard! Haha!

Doggirl: Grr...

Meekachu: Hehe... Or as likely as Doggirl beating that game she just bought within the next year! Haha! Scratch that; next century! Hahaha!

Doggirl: HEY! THAT GAME HAPPENS TO BE STARFOX, YOU JERK, AND IF YOU AND YOUR DORK OF A DAUGHTER DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTHS WITHIN THE NEXT TWO SECONDS, YOU'RE BOTH NOT GOING TO LIVE TO SEE THE NEXT UPDATE!

Meekachu and Miya: Fine...

9-14-99:

Doggirl: Alright! Time to party! *does a little doggie dance*

Miya: What happened? What's with the party?

Doggirl: I beat StarFox last night! Yay!

Meekachu: Seriously? Aw crap.

Miya: *holds out her hand* Pay up, Meek.

Meekachu: *disappointed* Yeah, yeah, here's your three coins. *pays Miya*

Doggirl: What!? I can't believe you guys placed bets against me! Besides, I only conquered the easy course. I still have yet to beat the game on the harder courses.

Meekachu: *to Miya* Three more coins says she can't do it within the next week!

Miya: You're on! *shakes Meekachu's hand*

Doggirl: Arg! You two are pathetic!

Meekachu: So? We're not the ones who are having a hard time beating that kiddie game.

Doggirl: I'd like to see you two do better!

Meekachu: *to Miya* I bet I can before you can! Two coins!

Miya: You're on! First one to the Super Nintendo gets first turn!

Meekachu: Right!

*Miya and Meekachu run off*

Doggirl: *shrugs* Oh well... I can't win 'em all... ^_^

??? (Gosh, I don't remember the date for this one, either. I feel like such a dolt...):

Doggirl: Well, fishsticks...

Miya: *looks up from her video game* What's wrong?

Doggirl: I STILL haven't beaten that lousy game on hard mode!

Meekachu: What, StarFox?

Doggirl: Yeah... *sigh*

Miya: Oh, cheer up, dog... Oh wait! *throws up her control pad in glee* I beat it! Yay!

Meekachu: You did? Let me try! Let me try! *picks up control pad*

Doggirl: *sarcastic* MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, WILL YA?!

Miya: Sheesh, no need for sarcasim, little dog.

Meekachu: Yeah, just one more day of losing until I win the bet.

Miya: Hey! *snatches control pad from Meekachu* Hurry up and win, dog! I got money on you!

Meekachu: Hey! I was playing that!

Doggirl: Why do I sense an alternative motive to seeing me actually WIN at something? :-\

Meekachu: That's because there is one.

Miya: Shuttup, Meek! *bonks Meekachu on the head*

Meekachu: Ow! First you steal my control pad, then you hurt me! You Biotch.

Miya: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?

Meekachu: *stands up* You heard me. What are you going to do about it?

Miya: Grr... I'll show you what I'm gonna do! *tackles Meekachu*

*a fight breaks out*

Doggirl: *snatches control pad up off the ground* Heheh... now I can play! Heheh...

Meekachu: THINK AGAIN, DOG! *tackles Doggirl*

Miya: OH NO YOU DON'T! SHE'S GONNA PLAY! *tackles Meekachu*

Meekachu: Ahh!

Miya: Grr...

Doggirl: Eiee!

Control Pad: (why do I have to have a speaking role?)

Miya: *grabs control pad* I got it!

Meekachu: Grr... You biotch! *tackles Miya*

Miya: Ahh! *control pad flys out of her hand*

*control pad goes flying across the room*

Doggirl: Oh no!

*control pad lands in a fish tank*

Fish: Gulp... (What the fish is this thing? Get it outta here!)

Miya: Crud! Now no one can play! The control pad is ruined!

Control Pad: (I told you, I can't talk. Why are you bothering me?)

Doggirl: Geez, look what you two did!

Meekachu: *points a finger* She started it!

Miya: Did not!

Meekachu: Did too!

Miya: Not!

Meekachu: Too!

Miya: Not!

Meekachu: Too!

*Miya and Meekachu continue agruing*

Doggirl: Oy... I'm going to go lie down... *leaves*

9-29-99:

Doggirl: Well, after a brief absence, I'm back here at the doghouse! So, time for an update!

Meekachu: BRIEF?! You and Miya were missing for three days! I had to search everywhere to get you both back!

Doggirl: So? We're home, aren't we? Isn't that what matters?

Miya: Yeah, so quit whining about it, Meek.

Meekachu: SO?? You two owe me: big time. Especially you, dog. That was the worst experience of my life!

Miya: It wasn't that bad...

Meekachu: You were held prisoner in the underworld, Miya. They tortured you. Don't you remember???

Miya: Oh yeah... *shrugs*

Meekachu: Geez, I can't believe you two! Dog, do you always put up with that kind of stuff EVERY time you go to that chat place??

Doggirl: Pretty much.

Miya: Yeah, nothing out of the ordinary for the Nsider gang, Meek.

Meekachu: Whatever you two say. One thing's for sure: I'm NEVER going back there again.

Miya: Where? Nsider?

Meekachu: Yep. And don't try to change my mind, either. That place is a madhouse.

Doggirl: I know why he's REALLY not going back... *evil grin*

Miya: Why is that?

Doggirl: He's scared.

Meekachu: WHAT? That's ridiculous. ^_^

Doggirl: Oh no it's not... You're scared, Meekachu...

Miya: Of what? What could he possibly be afraid of?

Doggirl: Not what. Who. It's someone, isn't it, Meek? Someone you've been running from... *continuously evil grin*

Meekachu: *nervous* Um... no...

Doggirl: Yes it is... I know who... Dare I say his name? CCYY...

Meekachu: *covers his ears* No, don't! Leave me alone! It's none of your business!

Doggirl: ...NNNOOO... Cyno... Cyno... Cyno...

Meekachu: STOP! STOP!

Doggirl: Cyno Cyno Cyno Cyno Cyno Cyno Cyno! Hehe! *falls over, giggling up a fit*

Meekachu: *jumps up in rage* STOP IT, DOGGIRL! IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SO JUST... LEAVE ME ALONE!! *runs away*

Doggirl: *stops laughing* Geez, what's up his tail?

Miya: Doggirl, that was so low. Even for you.

Doggirl: *shrugs* I do what I can.

10-3-99:

*click* *click* *click* ... *beep* *beep* *beep*

Miya: *looks around* What is that sound?

Meekachu: What sound?

*click* *click*

Miya: That

*beep* *beep*

Miya: One.

Meekachu: Hmm... *looks around* I don't know. Where's Doggirl?

Miya: *shrugs* How should I know? All I know is that sound is driving me nuts.

*click* *beep* *click* *beep*

Meekachu: You're right, it's very annoying. Let's go find where that noise is coming from.

Miya: Okay...

*Miya and Meekachu search the doghouse*

Meekachu: *looks behind the fish tank* I don't see anything. What about you?

Miya: I think it's coming from... *points a finger* there. Behind that curtain.

Curtain: *click* *beep* *click* *click* *beep* *beep*

Meekachu: I see... Be quiet for a second, Miya. I'll sneak up on whoever's back there.

Miya: Okay. *shuts up*

*Meekachu creeps toward the curtain very slowly... then pulls it back in a dramatic fashion*

Doggirl: AHH!!

Miya: Oh rats. It's only Doggirl.

Meekachu: What were you doing behind this curtain?

Doggirl: Um... nothing. *hides something behind her back*

Miya: What was that?

Doggirl: *sheepish grin* What was what?

Miya: That thing you had in your paws. What are you hiding from us??

Doggirl: *nervously* Um... hiding? Why would I hide anything from you guys? Heh heh...

Meekachu: *to Miya* You know what to do.

Miya: Right.

*Miya approaches Doggirl with an evil-looking grin*

Doggirl: No! Stop! You wouldn't...?!

Miya: Tickle attack! *tickles Doggirl*

Doggirl: Oh! Ah! Eiee! Stop it! Hahaha! *drops a small yellow device*

Miya: Ah-ha! *picks up the device* What is this?

Doggirl: NO! Give that back! It's my Pocket Pikachu!

Miya and Meekachu: Pocket Pikachu??

Doggirl: Yeah, it's my little digital Pikachu! Now give it back! *jumps up and snatches back the small yellow device* Ah... Now you're safe with me again, Pikachu. *shakes the little toy*

*click* *click* *click*

... *beep* *beep*

Miya: THERE! That's the noise we've been hearing! Give me back that stupid gigamerock or whatever it is! *takes away the toy*

Doggirl: NO! It's mine! *whimpers*

Miya: Hrmph. I can't believe you'd play with such a childish thing.

Doggirl: Give it back!

Miya: No.

Doggirl: GIVE IT BACK!

Miya: NO.

Meekachu: Miya, just give her the Pikachu.

Miya: No way. This thing has been bugging me all day. I'm getting rid of it.

Doggirl: Grr... GIVE IT BACK! *tackles Miya*

Miya: Ack! *falls over*

*The toy flys out of Miya's hands*

Miya: Crud!

Meekachu: Oh no!

Doggirl: PIKACHU!!

*Pocket Pikachu falls into the fish tank*

Fish: *gulp* *gulp* (What the fark?)

Doggirl: NOO!!!! PIKACHU!!

Meekachu: Oh no!

Miya: Serves ya right.

Doggirl: YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS MY PIKACHU! *bites Miya*

Miya: Ow! You stupid dog! Try getting a real pokémon! *punches Doggirl*

*Miya and Doggirl start fighting*

Meekachu: *watches chaos erupt in the background* ...Oh well. *sigh*

Fish: *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* (Hey! Will someone get this thing outta here? It's cramping up my swimming room!)

11-1-99:

Meekachu: Heheh...

Miya: *deep yawn* Dawg... I'm SO bored.

Doggirl: *sits up* Did someone call for me?

Miya: No. Go back to sleep.

Doggirl: Are you sure? I thought I heard someone say dog.

Miya: I did, but it was just an exclamation.

Doggirl: So you did call for me?

Miya: No, I didn't. Now go to sleep.

Doggirl: *smirks* Why do I have to listen to you?

Miya: *shakes head* Oy... Never mind.

Meekachu: Heheh...

Doggirl: What's so funny?

Meekachu: Heheh... hehe...

Miya: What's going on, Meek?

Meekachu: Hehe heh heh...

Doggirl: Dude, ya ever heard of suspense actually killing someone??

Meekachu: Heh heh heheh...

Miya: Yeah, tell us already! Stop with the evil snickering and suspicious giggles!

Meekachu: Well, since you asked SO nicely... I've finally finished my latest creation! *runs off into next room*

Miya: Where'd he go?

Doggirl: I dunno, but this doesn't sound good...

Meekachu: *enters, dragging along with him a wheeled cart covered in a sheet* BEHOLD!

*Meekachu pulls back the sheet to reveal a strange toaster-like device with several levers sticking out of it. A series of 'Ooo's and 'Ahh's fill the room*

Doggirl: Ooo...

Miya: Ahh...

???: Impressive... What the hell is it?

Miya: Huh? Who's that??

Doggirl: ARF??

???: *enters the room* It is I, The super-duper, spectacular, awesome, totally cool... Alright, so that's a lie. It's just me, WhiteYoshi200.

Miya: Who?

Meekachu: What?

Doggirl: White!

WhiteYoshi200: That's right! And hey, that rhymed! *snicker*

Doggirl: What are YOU doing here?

WhiteYoshi200: Just checking on you, dog. What's with the yellow Yoshi over there and his weird whatchamadeal?

Meekachu: It is NOT a whachama... thingy... It's my latest creation! And I'll show you what it's for! *flips one of the levers* MWAHAHAHA!

*The doghouse starts to shake*

Miya: Ahh!

Doggirl: YIP!

WhiteYoshi200: What-the?!

Meekachu: MWAHAHAHA! HA! HA HA! HAHAHA!

Doggirl: What's going on???

WhiteYoshi200: *stumbles over to a window and looks outside* Akk! We're lifting off the ground!

Miya: WHAT?!?

WhiteYoshi200: You deaf?

Doggirl: What the crud is going on here?!

Meekachu: Hahah! My invention is working! We're going into space, just like the astronauts! HAHAHA!

Miya: Meek, no! Are you crazy or something??

Meekachu: Crazy like a fox! MWAHAHA!

Miya: DOGGIRL!! Do something! It's YOUR doghouse!!

WhiteYoshi200: Yeah, and do it quick! Before we're space dust!

Doggirl: Okay, NOW you're calling me...

11-10-99:

Doggirl: Holy crap! We're going into space! What'll happen to my video game collection??

Miya: FORGET THAT! What'll happen to us?? I don't want to go into outer space! We've got to do something!

WhiteYoshi200: Whatever you guys are going to do, do it quick! I'd prefer not to die today!

Meekachu: MWAHAHA! FOOLS! THERE'S NO STOPPING ME NOW! OFF WE GO!

???: HOLD IT!

Doggirl: Huh?? Who's there?!

voice #1: Hahaha! Prepare for trouble!

voice #2: Yes, and make it double!

*Two humans in white uniforms jump out of nowhere*

voice #1: To protect the world from devastation!

voice #2: To unite all peoples within our nation!

voice #1: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

voice #2: To extend our reach to the stars above!

voice #1: Jessie!

voice #2: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket, blasts off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

*A strange-looking cat jumps onto the scene*

cat: Meowth! That's right!

Doggirl: Who the fark are you guys?!? And how did you sneak in here at a time like this??

Jessie: Never mind that, little doggie. We came here for the pokémon.

Meowth: Yeah, so hand 'em over!

James: And quick!

Doggirl: WE DON'T HAVE ANY POKéMON, YOU FART-LICKERS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!

WhiteYoshi200: Well, actually...

Miya and Doggirl: WHITE!!

WhiteYoshi200: What?? These guys have been stalking me for the past two blocks.

Jessie: We want your pokémon, little Yoshi. Don't stall, or we'll have to use drastic measures.

Doggirl: You were stalking my master???

James: That's right, what are you punks going to do about it?

Meowth: We ain't got all day, here! Just hand over your pokémon, nice and easy!

WhiteYoshi200: Bite me! You aren't getting them! NINETAILS, GO! *tosses out pokéball*

Jessie: Fine then! Arbok, go! *throws out pokéball too*

James: Weezing, go! *throws pokéball*

*The pokémon emerge from their respective balls*

WhiteYoshi200: Ninetails, use your fire spin attack!

Doggirl: White no! If Ninetails uses fire spin, the whole doghouse will go up in flames! It's made of wood!

Miya: I think that's a heck of a lot better than incinerating in our planet's atmosphere!

Doggirl: ... Okay, go ahead.

WhiteYoshi200: NINETAILS, ATTACK!

Ninetails: *breathes a blast of fire that quickly fills the room*

Jessie: Ahh!

James: Yikes!

Meowth: No, not fire!

Doggirl: No, not my house!

*The doghouse goes aflame, then explodes, sending everyone flying*

Jessie, James and Meowth: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS FIRE SPINNING OFF AGAIN...! *become a distant speck on the horizon, then disappear*

WhiteYoshi200: Well, the good news is that the thieves are gone.

Miya: The bad?

Doggirl: WE'RE FALLING TO OUR DEATHS!!

Everyone: AHH!!! *falls*

Meekachu: NO! MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN IS RUINED!

Doggirl: Would you SHUT UP about that already?!?

11-30-99:

Doggirl: Ahh! Wearegonnadiewearegonnadiewearegonnadie!!

Miya: For once, the dog is right! Meekachu, how could you do this?!

Meekachu: MWAHAHAHA!

Miya: Oh, you're no help!

Doggirl: Was he ever?

*Everyone is suddenly caught in mid-air by a large, white dragon*

Doggirl: YAY! We're saved!

Miya: Ekk! Now we're going to be eaten alive! I'm only 670 years old! I'm too young to die!

Doggirl: You're HOW old??

Miya: Well, give or take a few decades...

dragon: No one's going to be eaten! Sheesh.

Miya: Ekk! It talks!

Doggirl: WHITE???

WhiteDragon200: That's my name, don't wear it out.

Miya: WhiteYoshi200 is a dragon too?

WhiteDragon200: Yoshi, Pokémon trainer, Dragon... whatever. Where you guys want to land?

Doggirl: On the ground.

WhiteDragon200: *dragon smirk* Okay... you want fries with that?

Miya: Just get us down, smartcake.

*WhiteDragon200 lets everyone down safely right where the doghouse used to be*

White: *morphs back into a Yoshi* Whew! That was fun.

Doggirl: FUN?!? We nearly got killed... again!

Miya: Yeah, no thanks to Meekachu. *glares at the yellow Yoshi*

Meekachu: *twitches* Oh no! Must abort mission! Must bleasfhoia...

Doggirl: What? What's going on?

White: Maybe he's been brainwashed or something. I saw a special on t.v about it. It takes delicate care and a lot of work to cure such a condi-

Miya: I'll fix it! *punches Meekachu*

Meekachu: Ow! *stumbles over backwards, rubbing his nose* Geez, what was... Hey, where am I? What's going on?

Doggirl: Wow, it worked.

Miya: Hey look! *picks up a tiny cotton ball* This fell out of Meekachu's ear.

Doggirl: Yoshies have ears?

Miya: Of course we do! We can hear, can't we?

Doggirl: So where are they?

Miya: Um... well...

White: We can debate the whereabouts of a Yoshi's ears later. What is that thing, anyway? It looks like a cottonball.

Miya: Um... *examines it* I dunno... hey, there's something weird inside this cottonball... A microphone?

Doggirl: A microphone?

Meekachu: Hey, will someone PLEASE explain what's going on?

Miya: Hmm... *yells into the cottonball* HELLO!

far off voice: Ow!

Doggirl: What was that?

*a lizard wearing a set of headphones walks up, looking rather annoyed*

lizard: Don't DO that! I have very sensitive ears.

Doggirl: Lizards have ears?

Miya: Don't start that again.

lizard: Oh look, it's my dephibulosos. Give it back, quick!

Miya: The dephabawhata?

White: I think it means that microphone you're holding.

lizard: Yes, it's my latest creation! I must have it back!

Doggirl: Waitasecond... This whole thing with Meekachu going nutz, my doghouse exploding, and Team Rocket was because of YOU?

lizard: No, Team Rocket was the white Yoshi's fault.

*everyone glares at White*

White: Hey! The rest was HIS idea! *points to the lizard*

*everyone glares at the lizard*

lizard: Uh-oh...

*another lizard walks up*

lizard #2: Frankie, what are you doing?

lizard #1: Leave me alone! I'm... working...

lizard #2: Is this about the frogs again? I already told you to give it a r-

lizard #1: No! I can't give up my dream! Those frogs are gloryhounds! I deserve the credit! ME!

Doggirl: Wait... what does this have to do with Meekachu? What's going on?

Meekachu: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN ASKING!

lizard #1: It was a simple plan... I created a device that would brainwash your friend so that he would build a rocket that would pick up your doghouse and drop it on those infamous frogs, thus ending their musical career permanently.

White: Sounds simple to me.

Doggirl: WHAT?? You wrecked my doghouse, you two-bit, goggle-eyed son of a-

White: DOGGIRL!

Doggirl: Sorry.

Meekachu: WHAT? You brainwashed me, you little son-of-a-

White: Meekachu!

Meekachu: B*tch!

White: Grr..

Meekachu: Not you, the lizard.

lizard #1: What?

frog #1: Bud...

frog #2: Wies...

frog #3: Er...

lizard #1: No! They're alive!! Arg! *takes off headphones and throws them at the frogs*

frog #1: Ow! Hey, you fartwipe.

Doggirl: Whoa, they talk...

frog #2: Sure we do. We heard all about your little plan, Frankie. We've known from the start you were a little insane, but this has gone too far.

frog #3: Time to pay.

frog #1: You...

frog #2: Die...

frog #3: Now...

lizard #1: Ahh! Help me, help me! *runs*

frogs: *hop after the lizard*

lizard #2: *shakes his head* It's a shame, man... *walks off*

Doggirl: Well, that was... awkward...

Miya: Weird...

White: Freaky...

Meekachu: Man, I've got such a hangover...

*long pause*

White: Let's go out for some pizza!

12-13-99:

Meekachu: Miya, I need a wrench over here.

Miya: Wrench. *passes Meekachu a wrench*

Meekachu: Hammer.

Miya: Hammer. *gives a hammer to Meekachu*

Meekachu: Screwdriver.

Miya: Screwdriver. *tosses a screwdriver to Meekachu*

Meekachu: Doughnut.

Miya: Doughnut?

Doggirl: You two better not be goofing off over there!

Meekachu: Oh com'on, Doggirl! A Yoshi's gotta eat!

Doggirl: You can both eat AFTER you rebuild my doghouse, piece by piece!

Miya: But WE weren't the ones who blew it to smitherines!

Doggirl: No, but you're going to fix it! I didn't hire you two for nothin'! Now get back to work! *walks away*

Meekachu: *sigh* Work, work, work... I feel like a spriffin' slave.

Miya: Hey Meek, where do I stick this nail?

Meekachu: I know where I'd like to stick it...

Doggirl: I heard that!

WhiteYoshi200: *walks up* Hey Dog! Waz happening?

Doggirl: Oh, hi White! I'm just supervising.

White: Supervising what?

Doggirl: Those two bumkins over there. They're building me a new doghouse.

White: Oh. Hi Miya! Hi Meekachu! *waves*

Meekachu: Hardy har har...

Doggirl: Excuse my yellow little friend. He's a bit grumpy over having to do ACTUAL work. So, what are you doing around here, White? I thought you headed back home.

White: I did, but...

(meanwhile)

*dig* *dig* *dig* *clunk*

Miya: *looks up from her digging* Hey Meek, I think I discovered something.

Meekachu: As long as it doesn't move, breathe fire, and eat Yoshies, I could care less. Just keep digging. You were supposed to finish installing the plumbing yesterday.

Miya: Um... Okay. *keeps digging*

*dig* *dig* *clunk* *crack*

Miya: Whatever I found, I think I broke it.

*rumble* *rumble*

Miya: Uh-oh.

(meanwhile)

WhiteYoshi200: Hey, what was that?

Doggirl: What was what?

*rumble* *rumble*

White: That.

(From the area where Miya and Meekachu are working, a sudden explosion is heard, followed by the sound of rushing water shooting out of the ground)

Doggirl: Yikes! What happened??

White: Let's go find out!

(Doggirl and White hurry to the scene. Once there, they find two bewildered and soaking wet Yoshies sitting in the mud around a busted pipe, which continues to gush out a ton of water everywhere)

Doggirl: Holy cow!

White: What happened?!

Miya and Meekachu: *point to each other* SHE/HE DID IT!

Doggirl: Oh, for crying out loud...

White: Is anyone hurt?

Meekachu: MIYA! WHA'D YOU DO?

Miya: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS... THE PIPE'S FAULT!

Meekachu: Yeah, right! Lame excuse!

Miya: You're the one who said to keep digging!

Doggirl: Oh grow up you two! And fix this mess before I have to find someone else to help me! *walks off*

White: Good luck, man. *walks off*

Meekachu: *mutters* Your fault.

Miya: Is not.

Meekachu: Is too.

Miya: Not.

Meekachu: Too.

Doggirl: *from far away* SHUT UP AND START WORKING!

Meekachu: *glares at the distant dog* Biotch.