THIS IS ALL REAL ( BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID)

These are Warning labels and Directions on common items around the house. The scary thing about these is that someone had to complain to get these labels to be put on these items, or some one had difficulty in understanding how to uses these items. This is a sure sign that humanity is on a downward spiral of stupidity.
On Secret Deoderant: Use daily for best results.
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
On Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

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