Jayrod's Rant
Di Dio

Ok this is the part where I impose all my religious views upon you in one big paper. First off scientifically speaking what cold hard evidence do you have that it exists. Now I must remind you as always I will be working with biased untrue numbers and might even try to make up a few words in an attempt to sound smart. Ok now here I go into the “wonderful” world of religion. As I’ve stated earlier what physical evidence do you have that there is something overhead watching us as we go about our daily business. If that was true, would there be a starvin marvin in ethiopia or bill gates fat off his ass in money that he will never have the ability to spend. Or why is it that there would be such people as murderers and convicts. If there truly was a god out there don’t ya think that it would take care of those people. And where the hell is our damned eden. I wan’t it now. Now now now. Also where is he/she, would it hurt to show your face in a world that is ready to tear itself apart with wars. Look at the conflicts in the middle east, ain’t that over their differing viewpoints of a god. Now a smart god would come down and say, “y’all ain’t that enough fighting for one millennia.” Now if y’all would just calm down, stop killing yourself, and over-breed the world,we’ll all be happy. Which brings me to another point. Was there not a back-up plan for when the world over populates in oh say a year. Damn china and their philosophy of breed now fuck later. Only recently have they caught on to the perils of that. A little too late if you ask me. Have they ever heard of a good old american condom made in japan. I must also add to those of you out there who are completely devoted to your religion. Have you ever stopped to think about the fact that you were truly forced into this religion without your approval. At least at one point or another. When you were a midget your parents dragged you into a church without being allowed to weigh the pros and cons of the belief system of that church. I remember being dragged into a church until I was about five years old and my parents started fighting. The fighting actually caused us to not go to church anymore, but anyways I never once new anything about the Presbyterian religion except jesus was our savior blah blah blah blah. You know all the bs they force upon you. Now as teenagers you are forced to decide if this is the religion for you. Of course you’ve been dragged there for 14+ years, they are doing fun stuff like ski trips, and you have a lot of pressure from your parents, are you going to be able to go and say no I don’t believe in this religion anymore. The only religion I can truly respect is judaism because of their apathetic nature. They don’t try to force judaism on you by preaching it to non-believers like christianity, or go and blow up airplanes and embassies in the name of allah like muslims have a tendency to do. Crazy mofos blowing up perfectly good p.o.s. buildings. Onto a subject I found out about while writing this thingy. In Arab countries families have a tendency to kill their daughters if they fuck before they are married or even when they are raped. But when they are raped they have the choice of marrying the raper to save family honor or dieing so its not like its that bad I mean really. Then again by not that bad I mean very fucked up. What is even more fucked up is the family member who kills the girl is usually set free with little or no imprisonment. All of this does relate back to Islam so something is just fucked up with that religion. I mean as much as I’d love to go get a gun and blow my sister’s head off. There ain’t nothing that’s going to protect me from the repercussion of those damn fat asses who call themselves cops. Ok now I have just thought of a very important question for a muslim in arkansas. Can a brother kill his sister after he fucks her. Oh I also want to ask how the fuck a family member finds out about this. I mean are they checking the pussy for stretching or what. Seriously how do you find out besides catching them in the act. I’m not going to tell my family I just fucked someone if it meant death. Ok now back onto real religious talk. What is up with all the jewish holidays. I would convert myself to judaism just to get out of school every other day for the massacre of a billion jews on this day or the massacre of ten thousand jews on the next day. Yes I realize they have had a bad history but for some reason they just won’t fucking die. Gotta remember to try harder when trying to commit genocide. Note to self when trying to wipe out every religion on earth be discrete so noone catches on til its too late. Then take over the world. Oh wait I hope I didn’t just say that out loud. So anyways what religion are you. I think I’ve just realized my beliefs. Get as much pussy as you can before you die. That sounds like a good idea to me. On a side note e-mail on the bottom if you’d like to help me in my goal of sleeping with every female on the face of this earth. And remember butch girls and ugly girls don’t technically count as female. Hell anyone I don’t want to sleep with doesn’t count. That’s a good umbrella statement to protect my ass. And on that point guys remember that if you email me asking for sex I will be very scared and then take proper action to take you out of the gene pool permanently. Oh wait I’ve strayed off religion again. I think there is more evidence of there not being a god than of there being a god. If there really was a god do you think it would really allow poverty and New York and especially school. And really don’t you think it’d do something to take care of atheists so their ideas don’t spread and infect everyone. Like this paper if a god existed do you think it’d allow me to be able to write it and post it to get other people thinking that their religion ain’t so hot. If only to prevent that little seed from being planted in your pathetic little mind. But what proof is there that it exists. A book written thousands of years ago by someone who had never met a god but had only ever heard of him from others until all the thoughts of what a religion should be were written into a nice pocket size book. Now are you going to believe a drunken maniac or a long dead guy writing about something he never even saw. And I don’t want anybody writing in telling me jesus wrote the bible cuz that is just bs now. And are you really going to tell me Abraham really got around enough to have all the kids required to have that many descendants. I hope this gives you some thought into the fact you’re religion is based on a figment of someone’s imagination and that eby is officially a slut. -jayrod if for some reason you argue with my logic or want to comment on it. just give me ring on the old email system jayrod_49@hotmail.com