Jayrod's Rant
the dreaded ib rant

Hi y’all. This is my last rant about ib for the very reason that I’m dropping ib. hard to diss it much when I don’t have to give a shit about it. First off I must mention that some complete dumb ass has asked sr. Morales to marry her. That stoner must feel like a complete dumb ass when he sobers up. So my message to him, sia please don’t use drugs they are bad for u and alter ur mind. They make u do people u normally would not do. I mean really all of us have woken up to some fat chick in the morning we can’t remember who she is, where she came from, or that it was possible to have that many rolls just on ur pussy. So anyways the real reason why I like to write these “humorous” fucking papers. ( side note: the bass on my computer is nice enough to be shaking my chair right now.) I thought I’d start off and say some things about ib “girls” since I kno everyone else has the same thoughts on their minds. First off, $5 to the lucky person who can correctly guess who Chewbacca is in ib. this is very easy so I prolly should should also try one more person for the bet. Lets see y not mrs. I’m-too-good-for-ib-guys-but-I’m-really-just-a-bitch. I think me and a few other dudes who shall not be named where talking about this at colin s’s party where there are very few dateable girls in ib. my own personal list has prolly 3-5. now it has changed since then cuz one of the girls on our list dropped ib cuz she was about as smart as me after a concussion. But I will name the few that I can think of right now. Stephanie’s name comes up a lot and christine’s name. Now Elizabeth comes up a lot but nobody thinks she is dateable cuz she is a ballet chick and well I can’t go all into ballet chicks but thay basically stick their pretty little chins up at everyone else. Although I must say they are very flexible. But guys who play goalie (aka me or casey) also can do our splits. I’ve done that on more than one occasion hacking during lunch. And since I’m here I would like to point out the flaws of many other girls in ib but I do have a 50 mb limit to my website and well at 1 kb per char I’d be pushing it. Since malrift brings this up to me right now I will attack shelly and rose. Did anyone kno that they are sisters. They don’t kno it yet but soon enough there parents will tell them the truth. I mean really look at them and tell me that they aren’t sisters. Although I do think that if rose wanted to she could eat shelly but that’s just cuz shelly took the midget genes. Ah autumn hahahaha, next um amy again I think I’ll pass on the gimmies and skip straight to mrs. I’m right and ur wrong. How ya doin kate. So how r u and ur (gay) bf. How does he honestly put up with kate otherwise. I mean honestly he plays tennis, and goes to plano senior. But really he plays tennis I dont think I can emphasize this enough. Tennis. Ok I’ll lay off that easy subject real quick and take another easy subject. Callie. When she wears too much make-up she looks like a whore. When she wears no make-up she looks like an ugly whore. Take a pick. So who else should I insult. Oh oh since I just remembered kate brown also was in ib for a bit of time I can diss her. To all those that were there, “apologize.” I’m sorry but if u go around asking for apologies for things that don’t really deserve an apology u should be apologizing. I want to get into religion here and point out how its corrupts people but that would be just too easy. And since I said easy onto ap chicks. Wait no not done with ib. can I say there is something wrong with the pus in ib when sabrin is considered in the top 10 of ib. come on she’s fucking annoying. I can hear her right now and I live on west side and have my speakers up loud. Really she’s a good 10-15 miles away. Not to mention her mustache. Sorry it had to be said by someone. Since we’re on the topic there are a few girls in ib that should consider shaving here and there. I will mention no names cuz I just don’t like to insult ugly girls. Wait no never mind. I love to insult them. Ok but really I want to insult the ib program here, I just had a short little tangent. I just want to say wtf is up with all these deadlines that are before the real deadline to allow for people to turn it in late but they are still considered late and lose a lot for it. Aka world lit. they don’t send them in til next year but they were due last tues. and also how 75 hours are due sometime soon even tho they will take all 150 next year. Doesn’t make sense. Stupid mr Fernandez. He “thinks” that by giving us strict deadlines that he will help our paper process when honeslty if I start the morning a paper is due I work much better and much more efficiently. Screw the fact that Lincoln didn’t actually have a bunch of slaves working the lawn at the white house or that the founding fathers all were straight I still think its iffy a bunch of guys locked in a closed off room for months at a time. I think my favorite thing about ib is the fact that u can pass with a 50. even tho it seems u can’t earn the diploma if u get 3s on everything I guess it really matters to me not. The only true use for ib is for those of us going out of the country or very competitive schools where a 1600 on the sat and a 36 on the act just aren’t enough. And since CCCC just cares that I can masturbate without breaking anything I should be ok. But really, most schools don’t even recognize ib yet why should I care about it unless its prolly 5 or 6 years down the road from now. Anywho I just wanted to laugh at a special someone real quick. I was reading amy’s profile and she was complaining about how she can’t take a guy from outside of ib to the banquet when I don’t think she can even get a guy from ib let alone a normal human being. Honestly people in ib are not dateable simply because they are in ib. nuf said. -jayrod if for some reason you argue with my logic or want to comment on it. just give me ring on the old email system jayrod_49@hotmail.com