Jayrod's Rant
Om Fru Kampmoral

      Mrs Morales is a bitch a big fat bitch the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Mondays she a bitch, on Tuesdays she a bitch and on Wednesdays and thursdays she a bitch, and on fridays just to be different she a super king kimayamaya biotch. Ok now that has to go to the tune of Kyle’s Mom is a big fat bitch. I felt that would best start of my newest rant. It just goes perfect for her. If you haven’t caught on I’m talking about the beast who was named after my newest hack, Fuck you Mrs Morales. That’s my hack of course. I’m speaking of satan himself. Morales :::and all the children scream::: If you don’t have her consider yourself lucky. My luck I’ll have her one more year when she decides to move to PESH. I have had her for two years so far. Wait let me change that. The scheduling gods (ignore last rant for a second here) hate me very much. To those of you who defend her bitch ass I must say this to you and by you I mean evelyn. You’ve fucking smoked yourself stupid. Oh and because I have yet to attack Sia, fuck you man we all know what you do when you ask to go to the bathroom. So anyways what was I saying about that bitch (not evelyn). She fucking kicked me out of her class without evening giving me the opportunity to yell scream and cuss. Come on that’s what keeps me going. Now she has me sitting on Victor’s lap. I’m scared I’ve heard he’s eaten little children before. And I’m talking the fat little kids. They scare me. As I wasn’t saying before, how can someone whose name means morals lack morals completely. It is one of those teachers who would have a real jar with ashes of bad students. Ok so anyways in class today she says we’re one big family. That scares me. That scares me worse than you could possibly imagine. Being related to her in anyway is grounds for suicide. Immediate suicide. Don’t wait to get out of the womb. Just kill yourself. Oh and she also said something about being a dictator. I’ll agree completely with her on that subject. But I can’t compare her to Hitler or Tito cuz they hard had all that many people kill themselves over what they did. Now when we come back for the ten-year reunion at PESH, count all the people dead. Then count the number of people who had mrs. Morales at anytime even for a sub. The number should match exactly. You see. Although I guess that number would be hard for any of you to look at seeing as you all mostly have her just like I do. Oh and get this. After a half hour long discussion we have finally convinced her to try to teach us. Say it with me now. Wouldn’t that be a novel concept. Although its not technically teaching we take what we get. Damn its hard to write a lot on her after I’ve already written half of everything else on her. Will someone just do something to her that would make her forget she has two hacks in her drawer so that me and louis can get our hacks back. I don’t want to wait till the end of the year. Way too damn long. Today could be the day before I get my hack back from satan and it would be too long to wait. I just hope her evil powers haven’t rubbed off on it. You know something like from now on we can’t keep it up for more than 5 kicks before it just falls straight to the ground. Space monkey. My word, remember that. So anyways as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by kate’s stupidity. Btw she just remembered her locker number. Laugh at her if you must. This point in the paper I would like to attack a few other teachers I feel have been falling off their jobs. Mrs. Boggan, although she is finally starting to be less bitchy at us in class and actually an adult form of “cool” or at least as much a someone from mississippi can be. So anyways she complains about having to read 140 papers that are about ten pages each. Now how do we feel when we have to go and write a ten page paper where we have to go and extensively research it and then write it the morning its due. All the while having to write a paper in theater, english, and spanish and hack in the morning. The requirements are endless. And have you noticed that all the teachers like april 12 to have us turn in assignments. I literally have three papers due that day. Albeit one is that peer review from none other than mrs boggan. And also did you know that if it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid and johnny’s daddy was taking him fishing when he was eight years old. Bet you didn’t know all that. Unless of course you happen to have a similar playlist to me. So anyways back to my leprechaun bashing I was doing before. Don’t you think that satan is a bit short to teach. I mean how do you instill fear in someone if you look up to their crotch. Well for me she can look up or down but that’s another story. Its sad when sia of all people can look down to you. Now don’t start yelling at me how she can’t help it and what not, yes she can. Have you ever heard of growth hormones. And actually taking the right number of vitamins a day. Sound foreign to you. It does to her. She starts the morning off with her bitch pills followed by a six pack. Then she eats day old cereal. At lunch junk food. Then for dinner a few peoples souls. She’s like mrs. T in that she doesn’t grow cuz she refuses the good stuff. Its actually kinda sad. I mean I hardly get to laugh at them for their height. Dude shit I just checked out the number of words I’ve typed so far, I’m pushing 1100. Well I guess that is more than enough. I’ll trash mrs morales more later. I just want to leave you knowing that our teachers all can be considered terrorists. -jayrod if for some reason you argue with my logic or want to comment on it. just give me ring on the old email system jayrod_49@hotmail.com