Jayrod's Rant
Part Deux

     Seeing as you are here I assume you've made it to my second page. Good for you dumb ass you can click a link. So where were we. Ah yes me ranting you reading. Lewis black perfected this art I'm only fucking it up. I tried to set up a stupid counter on the last rant but for some reason the company that sponsored the counter backed off after a day. Who knows why. So unless I want to take the time to actually do it screw it. Raise your hand if you play hack. Now put it down do you think I can really see your hand or not. If you didn't raise your hand you are either incredibly smart or you just don't hack. Either case I don't really like you. If you do hack bring your sack to school its always fun to play with a variety of sacks. No you perverts cough julie and brige cough not that kind of sack. But really if we are to ever get any good we need your sack. Oh and practice once in a while. We can tell those who haven't practiced and we will make sure you have a child and then eat them alive. So where was I in talking about prison or clark or both co-existing in one happy Satan filled joy ride. Ah satan how many years of fun has he brought us. He taught us burning schools down is not only fun but also profitable. Don't ask. Are we allowed to vote teachers off the island. If so good bye mrs. Morales. I voted her off not because she is the biggest biotch in the world (she is), but because she failed as a teacher. Or I should say she couldn't fail at teaching us seeing as she hasn't tried that approach yet. Wouldn't that be novel Mrs. Morales or Boggan actually trying to teach us and not pointing at the book and saying read that thingy cuz I can't read. I have a learning disamability that prevents me from giving a shit. (talking from their point of view not mine cuz of course I happen to be the smartest person on the face of the planet formally known as Tierra (aka Earth)) where was I, ah yes dissing teachers seeing as that is so fun. But first I must point out the fact that tu madre es una puta. Now onto algebra 2, what a fun class, how many other classes have exactly no other real application than that. I mean really, if you want to get down right technical even reading julius caesar made much more sense than imaginary fucking numbers. Oh and hello solomon by now you must be cussing at the computer profusely. Yes a big word for jared but what can I say. Solomon just scroll down to the end of the page now it gets no better. Now that we got rid of him, sometimes don't you want to hang him by his brain lobes. It would serve some sort of justice for him being smarter than the entire collective of the school. Besides he's been going out with natalie for how long and hasn't gotten any. What is up with that. I've gone further than that in a shorter amount of time plenty of times. But off of sex and on to fire, the source of everything good. Like take for example school if we mixed fire and school I'd be happy, hell, I'd be toasting marshmallows. Who's with me, the school ever "accidentally" catches on fire we bring marshmallows, chocolate, and some graham crackers, and make some freakin s'mores. I know I can't wait. Oh shit if the school does burn anytime soon this page is coming down very fast. La di freaking da, I can't wait to kick Colin's ass whenever he finally catches on about what I wrote and tries to fight me over it. It's always fun to draw blood, oh Sia I think you're next. No just kidding. Mrs Morales is next. Damn bloody ape, making us study for a quiz over a break, five bucks noone passes. Well except solomon of course, you lucky smart bastard. Always throwing the curve and making everyone look more stupid than they have to be. I mean really without solomon I might look like I have one bit of competence. Maybe. Doubtful but still give me some credit people. I am currently typing and chewing. This calls for the perfect cheer (faggots). Oh yeah not the cigs in britain. Those bloody fools.(all the last sentence in a very fake british accent) They smoke gay people up their bums. What ever are they thinking. I bet they don't even use fags to pleasure their (ugly) wives. Not like our dear ex-president he pleasures them with whatever he damn well pleases. Our current president(Bush you idiot) pleasures his wife with his spurs on and a cattle prod just for the hell of it. Wouldn't that be interesting sex with a cattle prod. All y'all go out there(females dumb ass) try it and make sure to take pics of it and send them to my email address. Please I love ya. You do that and I'll be waiting here for them. If you're fat you shouldn't even bother to send it to me send them to Casey he's into that sort of thing. With that as a final thought I shall bid you ado and wave my bum in the air in a mildly obscene gesture. -jayrod if for some reason you argue with my logic or want to comment on it. just give me ring on the old email system jayrod_49@hotmail.com