Jayrod's Rant
Sie zwei

Yes this is a third installment of my ever-famous rant. I’ve just changed the format of my webpage as you’ve hopefully noticed. If not must I call you a complete idiot or a newbie to my website. I’m happy to notice that the people I’ve already shall we say we say totally trashed aren’t too mad at me. But then again I have yet to hear back from solomon and natalie yet so that could change very quickly. One thing I have noticed though is y’all ain’t giving me no feedback what is up with that. Do I need to start kicking some asses or what. I would not like to apologize to those for whom I’ve offended so far and I would like to use this to offend even more people. The very first thing I must say cuz Sia is just panting for it. Cuntwell by name Cunt-very-well by reputation. That said. I must now trash mrs. Morales for being yet a bigger bitch for the mispronunciation of the name Cuntwell. Then again if I had such as big a stick up my ass as the aforementioned biotch I would cuss people out for honest mistakes too. Oh well at least she gave us our first night without spanish homework this year. Does anyone else feel we are about to completely overanalyze all of hemingway's books. I mean a ten something page paper on a book mrs. Thompson said could fit onto 30-40 pages and remember those pages are at least a third of the size of a regular piece of paper. If you aren’t into math that much it basically says we are about to write a paper analyzing a book that will be just as long as the book. I like the old man and the sea but haven’t people ever stopped to think that maybe it is all a coincidence the fact that a lot of these religious symbols pop up in the book. OMG the fish circled the boat seven times hemingway must have been talking about the seven days it took someone’s god to create the universe. Or maybe hemingway just picked a number out of a hat and wrote that. But I guess you can’t write a huge paper over hemingway’s number picking abilities now can you. Wait I just had three words in a row that were all three letters, I must be talking about christianity’s trinity. How bout this for you...coincidence. Yeah seeing as I don’t believe in a religion it is highly doubtful that I would do such a horrible thing unless I said something to the effect of people would be better without a religion in three three-letter words. I don’t think that that is truly possible but who cares I just stated it anyway. As I was watching Fight Club the other night I noticed that Brad Pitt freaking stole my favorite word of many years: Space Monkey. That fucking thief. If only I knew where he lived I would go there and put up one hell of a fight till his bodyguards eventually kill me and rape him as is their job description. I have just recently found out from solomon that my site is fucking hilarious, why thank you solomon but my comments about you still stand. Btw I could really care less if you only have one frontal lobe I will still hang you by it. Now as I wasn’t really talking about mrs morales but I will completely change my subject and attack her again, both literally and figuratively. And yes it was me who beat her with the short ‘an ugly stick last year. She used to be rebecca romain stamos with a bad attitude last year but now she just has a bad attitude. For some reason I am required to fit exactly to her schedule. Yes for some reason I didn’t exactly pass whatever test that she made us take. So I already have a few things that I am still making up for other teachers but of course she doesn’t take that for a good excuse, “what other, teachers I am god.” I will come back to god at a later time right now I am addressing satan. So anyways she tells me I have to come in at lunch or she will beat me to death and keep my 4 for a grade. Like a four really matters when ya ain’t even trying to do good in her class, just survive. Kill kill. Oh yes and if she does appear dead I will take full responsibility, I will be the hero of every former student of hers, then again her entire family will try to kill me seeing as they fill every prison. I just reminded myself about my favorite line from a book I’ve ever read. It’s from a stephen king book called Gerald’s Game(no I will not have a bibliography at the end don’t even try to look for one). Well anyways the quote goes “women are just a life support system for a cunt.” Think about it for a second. It works but I fear beatings from all the females I have started sending here so I will comment no more and ust go right on to my next point. Monty Python rules. So now where in my insults of mrs morales was i. Ah yes her entire family is in prison, nuf said. I must also say that mrs bambanek is one crazy mofo. I think she ate her first born child just for the fun of it. Really you don’t believe me just ask the little leprechauns in my room. They would never lie to me because they tell me to burn things. And seeing as the school is technically a thing I must burn the school. Oh btw mrs morales shall now be called Bob ala fight club. Back to monty python, if someone could be so kind as to lend me a copy of the big three monty python movies I would be so oblidged to not ever talk to you again until you forget about loaning my the movies. I haven’t seen them in forever. Its kinda sad I’m forgetting the easy quotes now. And now onto something completely different. If I were to fall and the only thing I had to catch my fall was breasts or ass would that be considered sexual harassment. I vote no, but then again I would be falling a lot more often. I must give my digs to victor cuz he claims to be drunk cough:::that lying bastard:::cough. Well seeing as I’ve fed you mindless dribble for quite a while now I shall let you go with this mission. You shall be doing a random act of kindness like mrs boggan wants us to except for kindness replace that with pain and random replace with targeted at mrs morales. Oh and you can tell her about it all you want it doesn’t bother me in the least. -jayrod if for some reason you argue with my logic or want to comment on it. just give me ring on the old email system jayrod_49@hotmail.com