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     hello i would like to pose my views to you in a way that you can't argue with them. at least in way that if you do argue them i really don't give a shit. anyways, my school is a prison. no wait at least prisoners are allowed water and toilet privileges. and hell the anal sex can be fun at times.(prison not school) lets see how else is it similar to prison. hmm oh yeah at least most prisoners have privileges to walk around the complex. if we step out side the school but are still on school grounds we are shot repeatedly. no actually they just bitch at you and extend your sentence for an extra couple hours on Friday nights. at least the prisoners get off for good behavior, if we don't have good behavior they extend our sentence. and one more thing before i bore you to death. conjugal visits. enough said. I’ve been requested to add more. so without further ado, at least the unrecognizable swill they serve in the food lines, is called just that in prison, at school they try to mask the roadkill by mixing in soy and calling it healthy; I’ve always thought that a pizza with more grease than a fat teenage boy’s face is healthy. Hell you put a napkin on their pizza to soak up the grease and you never see that napkin again.”If you rub it against a wall and you can see through it, it’s your window to weight gain.” I hope you know where that quote comes from. Cough Simpson’s cough. Ah yes the chicken nuggets. How do you undercook something that isn’t meat. It baffles the mind, in prison at least you can trade your swill for a pack of cigs or a good knife. Speaking of knives how bout school shootings today, boy I can’t wait to go to school in the morning. I don’t know about you. Since 92-93 violence deaths in school has dropped a whole 70%. Man with those number soon enough only two or three hundred school shootings will happen in the US each year. They really like taking away our first amendment rights at schools too. It is now coming down to the airport rule of if you even think about saying the word death, kill, rape, hello, maim, murder, shoot, tig-ol-bitties(think about it), shooting, bomb, or sex, they can arrest you. A student was arrested just this week for saying he wanted to put a bomb on his teacher’s desk. Now that’s not right. If he gets to get out of school for a few months and stay in prison, I think every true american will have to too. At least once or twice even I, the most sane of all people, have thought about it, never once did I do it, but the thought sure crosses your mind after six projects in eight classes. Another good subject to veer off into. In prison you get to sit on your fat, lazy ass and watch tv, (I’m of course talking about minimum security, in max they anally rape you on the hour every hour). We are lucky if we get to watch a movie at school , and if we do its pre-color, and approved by the school board...aka not at all interesting. When we actually wanted to watch something good a sorta nice teacher told us no cuz the school board didn’t approve it, it’s not like the movie was bad or anything, really who wants to see demi moore’s breasts anyways. Sometime’s the movie’s they approve are worse than what we want to see. Hell in eighth grade we watched Interview with a Vampire. If you’ve ever seen that you’d know that that movie ain’t exactly a movie that should be seen by horny little eighth grade boys. Now in prison on the other hand, while being raped you can enjoy full cable privileges while taxpayers gladly help you out. Also, in prison, you aren’t forced to be near people like oh say colin gilligan all the time, and his gay ass humor. Oh did I just say that. Actually why yes yes I did. He’s smaller than me, I can take him. In prison, if there’s somebody you don’t like, you fight them and kill them, the warden will give you the old, that wasn’t very nice speech, and you might be sent down to the hole for a few days, but what are they really going to do, send you to jail. In school we get into a fight, teacher say a whole bunch of shit, you are suspended for a week, which is actually quite nice, you fail the six weeks, and you come back next year in the same grade. Oh yeah and they fine you a shitload of money, and take you to jail for a few days to “scare you straight.” As a redneck once said, “give a gun to everyone and there will be less violence.” He was merely stating a quite obvious fact. Would you want to go to school and try to kill everyone if they could shoot back, hell no. I’d nuke the school from a safe distance. Wait what were we talking about. Oh yes in prison everyone has there own little weapon that they fashioned from a sharpened pungi stick or they traded swill for a knife brought in from the outside. You only hear about a few violent riots in prison, but the prisoners knew who they were going after, they killed they guards and the warden. At schools we fire mostly at groups of people, noone in particular usually. Sometimes a group of kids knows what they are doing and they get that one person who has made their life a living hell. Right about now I need those sources solomon carries everywhere they’d really help me. Remember this is ongoing so don’t go crazy if I were to stop in mid-thought.Oh yeah and ignore every spelling error for i'm sure there were quite a few as you went along.

Come on down to my next part if for some reason you argue with my logic or want to comment on it. just give me ring on the old email system jayrod_49@hotmail.com