Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday GOD
(Howard Stern)
Happy birthday to you!
Today
is Howard Sterns 46th birthday! There
will be a magic show at 4600 hours, in
the mess hall. Chapel Charlie will be
giving out milk and cookies, and
preaching on how
Sternism
is going to beat out communism!
Stern has a heart on for the Church of
Sat, because we keep his ratings packed!
With fresh souls! Stern was here before
the Church of Sat--so you can give your
heart to Howard, but,
your ass belongs to the church!
Boy oh boy! It's been a wild Y2K hasn't
it? My folks lose their jobs for the
first time in almost 20 years. Then
Every single person in my family gets a
better job, and we are all employed at
the same time for the first time! I get
enrolled in college, and get my mothers
"Hand-me-down" which is a 98 grand
am...not too shabby! And our lord Howard
Stern gets a divorce, and is now
boinking
Angie Everhart! Goddamn--
wipes tear from eye--
It's been a great Y2K, lets hope it only
gets better, I'm so happy... F-Jackie!
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