Howard Stern
was chosen because in this time he is
the only one of our gods that is
actually known as a king. In his time
Howard rose from a shy Jewish boy, to
become the "King of All Media". When a
man is named king, when he is not
related to any royal blood line, I look
back on another man--also Jewish--known
as "King"; that mans' name is Jesus
Christ.
Howard has conquered all of the mediums,
to which the whole world--not just
America-- is consumed by. Therefor he
gets the greatest "Nod" of being the one
true name of God. Howard will be known
as "King of Kings" in the Sat faith, and
will be respected most of all and fought
for the most. In addition, he is also
the only god in his time to not charge a
fee to entertain his flock. Anyone may
listen to, and or watch him on a daily
basis without fail.
He grew up with very little and
according to "Forbes Magazine" earned an
estimated $22 million dollars last year.
For these reasons and more I take it
upon myself,as a representative of my
flock, to crown Howard Allan Stern as
our "Highest of all lords" King of
Kings" "The one True God!"
Below is the best Stern web site on the
internet today, and is read by Howard
himself. Go there to find out more on
our lord.
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