Nine Richie Statements

1. Richie represents laughter instead of sighing.

2. Richie represents satirical comedy instead of bland 7-11 humor.

3. Richie represents wisdom in recognizing comedy without prejudice.

4. Richie represents making fun of those who deserve it instead of jokes wasted on jerk offs.

5. Richie represents ranking out someone instead of turning the other cheek.

6. Richie represents imagination for the image creator instead of concern for closed minded vampires.

7. Richie represents man as just another animal, sometimes better more often more flea ridden and stinkier than those that walk on all fours.

8. Richie represents all of the so called seven dirty words, for they lead to physical and emotional gratification.

9. Comedy has been the best friend the FCC ever had, for it has kept it in business all these years.

Look for more works by "Grand-High- Whinney-The-Poo-Ba" aka Adolf Hitlerstein in the near future.

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