For me servicing so many people is almost like being a whore, but without the ooggie AIDS part. I've made many laugh, and cry, and even made some puke. To which I am very honored. I wish I could give all of you hand jobs for the support, but I'll stick with words...For now.
In this year we have learnt that new religions can be made in a matter of minutes. That your host borders on the line of "New Age Prophet" and "Satan Worshipper". We have learned that women go to the shiter allot more than men, and that Howard Stern might be Yahweh! We have learned that even great writers like me have our bad moments--The "Friends" article-- and that Backstreet Boys are better than the Beastie Boys. I taught you how O.J. committed the murders, and that God has a ballot for the MTV Music Awards. We have learned that the Ramseys are full of shit, and that you can never trust a boy scout leader who owns a dildo shop!
I was told once that I would grow up to be a world famous teacher. And this web page is just proof of that. $4 dollar a minute psychics know their shit! You now know that without me you all would be jocking a lounge at some cruddy casino. But because of me and my brilliant mind, many of my readers have gone on to many great things, take a look at these real life testimonies:
Austin from Pa. writes: Jeremy your site has changed my life so much that I'm now leaving my wife! Thanks Misanthrope.
Georgia from California writes: Dear Jeremy you have made me see the light, I will stop using up all the toilet paper in my home, and not write Fidel Castro any more..Thanks Misanthrope.
Summer wrote in the winter: Jeremy you have made me finger bang myself for hours just thinking of your personal film studios in your bedroom. OHHHH SHITTTTT I'M CUMMMING...Thanks Misanthrope.
As you can see I have many satisfied customers...some more than others. But of all the things a man can promise you--hot oral sex for a twinkie, or Super Bowl tickets if you get breast implants--I can promise you that this Misanthrope is still fucking pissed off so you can expect another year of my lunatic rantings!!! A Jewish vice president?!?! Ohhhh baby! Bring on the new year! And bring on Backstreet!!!!!
Thank you , and love you all, good night.
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