How
should I start it? Women truly are a
mystery. Like the way they blame us for
not putting the toilet seat down, do
they walk in stores backwards as well?
Oops a door hit me in the ass. As a man
I always wondered what the feeling of
water hitting my ass felt like.
Of course they have a whole bunch of
things that no man can understand, wait
scratch that, that
no one
can understand! Like how come they can
hit us all the time, but we can't touch
them? I quote Chris Rock when I say "No
body is above an ass whoopin" Women get
a manual when they are four years old,
teaching them all the tricks of the
trade. Like when little Samantha kicks
Daddy in the balls, and then cries her
little eyes out and Daddy feels sorry
for her. They got it down pack, man, and
most of us fall for it too.
OK so I lied, well I didn't really lie I
just have to keep up the rules that we
were given' as a manual when we were
four.
Rule #1
Always let the women think they have
the power.
Rule #2
Always enact rule #1 no matter how full
of shit they are, and belive me there is
allot of shit.
But there are other mysteries in line
with these female creatures, like toilet
paper. Why is it that a women will take
two rolls of toilet paper into the
bathroom and only one will be left? How
much shitting are they doing in that god
damn place? Personally I don't think
they are doing that much shitting. I've
fucked women in the ass and it ain't
that big to do that much shitting. But
do you really want to know what they are
doing with that much toilet paper? See I
know the secret-- only us real good
strong men know the secret. They are
taking the extra toilet paper in to the
bathroom to write secret decoded
messages to world leaders. What they are
saying I don't know.
But I do know this, women suck. Can
somebody please tell me why a woman
would go to such lengths to disguise a
belch, and on the same note, pull the
underwear out of her ass at any time and
anyplace in front of anyone.
Man: "Marge what are you doing?"
Women: "Pulling the underwear from the
crack of my ass. I have a letter in my
mailbox."
Man: "I am awful sorry, Reverend, she
does this at home too."
Women are funny creatures.
Well that is it for this week boys and girls, I am tired and my girlfriend owes me a blow job for using up all of the toilet paper...
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