Well apparently God made his first ever appearance at the V.M.A. show.I mean Lauren Hill said so didn't she?"I'd like to thank God",obviously the big man himself was there attending the last party of the century.Personaly I think he was there to see Backstreet.
Why do people constantly thank God for winning something?First of all,if there is a God,he doesn't care I assure you.Secondly,following their logic about how they couldn't have done it without God,doesn't that mean God played a part in it?Did God get a ballot?Did God follow Em-N-Em's rise to fame this year? Was God aware that Trent Reznor cut his hair?And if there were a God he wouldn't have allowed him to do so THERE!!Just proved there's no God,HA!
So I wanna thank God bla bla bla you know if these people are sincere then doesn't that mean that the almighty himself made the others lose?"God helped me win the game today"..so I guess God isn't and never has been a Buffalo Bills fan.That's Satan's team I figure.They allways mention Gods name when they win,never when they lose,you never hear,"God triped me up behind the line of scrimage"."The good lord made me fumble the ball at the fifty yard line".To these guys god is undefeated,yet these assholes are in last place.
Wait,wait,God is speaking to me now! GOD:"Jeremy"...yes god?GOD:"This is god"...He's not too bright up there is he?GOD:"I heard that you jag off"...Oh for gods sake.GOD:"I want you to write more articles on Backstreet Boys,I love men in bippy shirts"...ummm GOD:"Nevermind"...
So I guess God is watching and interacting with us all.He's here to stay folks,and God loves Lauren Hill and Backstreet,so,I guess fag music and black music are here to stay also.I'll bet Ronald Reagan never invisioned this day.So buy their albums or his higness shall make us all wear bippy shirts,dread locks,and have pathetic stage performances...Thank you. GOD:"Peace out on the 9"
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