Revised Lenny Bruce Joke

I want all of you to do some thinking right now. I want you to imagine a black woman and a white woman. What your going to have to decide is which one you want to be with the rest of your life. Whether your racist or an MTV watching liberal! Now you're going to have to be married to this woman for good, and for bad, for sick, and for health, for rich, and for poor. She's the one whose going to blow you on Christmas, she's the one whose going to wash the shit stains out of your underwear! Both women are equal in the ability of sex, and cooking, and cleaning, and whatever male sexist requirement you have for your wife. For the next 15 years this is the only pussy your going to be getting folks!

The black woman looks like Vivica A. Fox, the white woman looks like Pam Anderson. So who do you choose? Do you--whether racist, or liberal-- care what color their skin is?? What if it was your sister, and she were to choose between a white man, and a black man?! Both men having the same qualities in the bedroom and other stereo male typical qualities, but one was Denzel Washington, and the other was Carrot Top? You know damn well who your sister would pick, and you knew how you would pick.

The hypocrisy that is racism, must stand in awe of the ever loving prejudice, which is against the less attractive/ugly. No matter who you are or what your personal politics are we all know that beauty is the great oppressor of the earth, and that beauty shall always win over ugliness. beauty will even make a racist trade in his cloaks for a better looking nigger!--wanted to use that authentic American language!

So to all those who think their shit doesn't stink because ," I don't care about looks. I go for personality" you can eat me! You're full of shit, and so is your ideology. It's as superficial as you are. Beauty is here to stay, and it will never fade just as your ignorance. Ignorance is present in heavy doses, but is it in the form of racism? I think not! When you see how many fat people are made fun of, and what ugly people have to endure you will see true oppression, and true ignorance, and hatred.

Racism is for pussies...give me a fat/ugly hater any day over a racist, I wanna see true haters in my world!

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