Erection Day

I have for you kiddies the ultimate in terror stories. Once upon a time there lived a privileged family of WASP. This family enjoyed all the luxuries of life without ever having to work for it. They enjoyed terrorizing other families, especially of Jewish decent. This family ran a Standard Oil snake that sucked up in its wake many other smaller businesses and literally shot its workers when they complained about living conditions of the oil fields. This families patriarch was known to be a gruesome member of a cut throat group of young punks named Skull and Bones. As faculty members of Yale University broke into this terrible groups crypt they discovered baby skulls, and the skull of Indian Chief Geronimo. It came to be said that no man, woman, nor child was safe from these white fucks and there evil ways! At one point the-then-president Harry Truman called the head of this families patriarch," Being close to treason"! Why did our then president say such things about an American businessman?? Well it seems that this man named Prescott was financing death camps in Europe called "Dachau" and "Auschwitz". This came to no surprise to those members of Yale being that Skull and Bones was a Fascist organization. This patriarch had a son named George, and George went on to plunder the Earth with his despicable exploits as an oil man and director of the devils organization called the C.I.A. This horrible man went on to become a president of the USA and sent it into its worse depression since 1932.This satanic gentleman had a son and named him George too. And one had asked if this mans family could continue its evil Christian reign of terror in America. Well America, the last name of this horrible family is BUSH, and he needs your vote. So in one weeks time we will decide if we as Humans of this world would prefer to keep things like they are, or if we would like to lend OUR power back to this gruesome family.George Bush is the new president BoooHAAAAAAA now that's what I call a Halloween story!!!!!!!

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