11 Richie Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give head or jewelry unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your sex stories to the love of your life, lest you want her/him thinking your a fucking freak.

3. When in another's lair show them your genitals, or else don't go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you bend him/her over and fuck them "plantation style".

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are sure the person is fully intoxicated and can't identify you.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is from anyone who is not white, if not then go for it!

7. Do as Fleetwood Mac says and acknowledge the power of magic and never break, never break the chain.

8. Do not complain about penis size; there is always a "Chink" with a smaller one.

9. Do not kill midgets.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are harmed or for fun when your drunk.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one, if someone bothers you kidnap them and force them into virgin mega stores and force them to listen to Alanis Moressette..That phony fucking hippie cunt!

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