1. Do not give head or jewelry unless
you are asked.
2. Do not tell your sex stories to the
love of your life, lest you want her/him
thinking your a fucking freak.
3. When in another's lair show them your
genitals, or else don't go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you
bend him/her over and fuck them
"plantation style".
5. Do not make sexual advances unless
you are sure the person is fully
intoxicated and can't identify you.
6. Do not take that which does not
belong to you unless it is from anyone
who is not white, if not then go for it!
7. Do as Fleetwood Mac says and
acknowledge the power of magic and
never break, never break the chain.
8. Do not complain about penis size;
there is always a "Chink" with a
smaller one.
9. Do not kill midgets.
10. Do not kill non-human animals
unless you are harmed or for fun when
your drunk.
11. When walking in open territory,
bother no one, if someone bothers you
kidnap them and force them into virgin
mega stores and force them to listen to
Alanis Moressette..That phony fucking
hippie cunt!
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