1. Anyone who pays for vaginal jelly
with an Exxon credit card.
2. A proctologist with poor depth
perception.
3. A pimp who drives a Toyota.
4. An OB/GYN who wants your wife to
have a few drinks before the exam.
5. Guys with allot of small pins on
their
hats.
6. Anyone who mentions jesus more than
200 times in a 2 minute conversation.
7. A dentist with blood in his hair.
8. A funeral director who says," We'll
see you folks real soon".
9. A man with only one lip.
10. A boy scout master who owns a dildo
shop.
11. People who actually know the second
verse to the 'Star Spangled Banner'.
12. A cross eyed nun with a bullwhip and
a bottle of gin.
13. A brain surgeon with "born to lose"
on his hand.
14. Couples whose children's names all
begin with the same initial.
15. People who have large gums and small
teeth.
16. And finally, any man whose arm hair
completely covers his wrist watch.
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