So once again we have our V.M.A. awards and once again we have a moron making a political speech at the worlds biggest goof of a show.Don't these people know this show is a joke?It was made as a spoof of a real award show,which means these people are giving their political speeches at a "naked gun" movie,so to speak.
Last year we had Fiona Snapple give her little gem of wisdom about 'going with yourself'.She rambled on about some negro poet,and bla bla.She's 19 and white,and she needs sex.The girl is rich and no one wants to hear a rich girl speak about the trials of the world.When she's done with her speech,she gets into her limo and flies first class to San Tropez."Go with yourself",she exclaimed,well Fiona I go with myself almost everynight ,usually while I'm watching your bare ass videos.
But Mrs.Nimrod was superceeded this year by a very ignorant beastie boy.Seems like those 2 phrases go hand in hand each year.Yes the beastie boys,the guys who think a big fat oriental is God,making aother political speech.Didn't Buddha head Adam Yoke make one last year about the U.S. bombing Iraq?"Duh I dink dat de bombing are wrong".Thanks you moron now sit down shut up and don't speak unless you have another 'License to Ill' in you.Weren't these the guys who danced on stage with a 20 ft. dildo?
So this year the tiny 'Mike Tyson' looking Beastie gave a speech about the rapes at Woodstock."I think rape is wrong"..no applause"I think raping girls at Woodstock is wrong"..no applause.
First of all Woodstock is over,and no one cares what happend there you're not going to change it and i assure you it won't hapen again,because they won't have another one.Secondly,out of the great performances by,Kid Rock,Aerosmith,and RunDMC,and NIN's return performance,the Back Street Boys got the biggest applause,what does that tell you beastie?They have no taste and wanna see pretty faces.
He's sitting there talking about rape and the l3 year old girls heads are smoking.The l5 year old gils know what he's saying but don't care.Hell if I were performing or giving a speech I would have said Backstreet after each sentence,"I think rape is wrong BACKSTREET!!!!"They would have applauded like the little twits that they are.
They wanna see more backstreet goddamnit,and so do I,you know why? I'm not a fan but it's so much more entertaining then yet another political speech.Shut up you morons this is M.T.V. for christ sakes this is the channel that produces the 'Real World',where fuckheads live rent free and can't stay sober long enough to stay in a mansion for 3 months.
"I think they should teach security how to handle rapes".Beastie the show has been over it was a disaster,and if rapes happen at your shows so often that you need to teach security how to handle them,then brother,maybe you should look at your show's and not society...BRING ON BACKSTREET!!!
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