There were these five little pigs. The first two went into a bar. The bartender asked, "What will you have?"
They said five beers. They drank them, and asked, "Where is your bathroom?"
The bartender said down the hall.
Then the next two little pigs came in the bar.
"What will you have?" said the bartender.
"What did our two brothers have?"
The bartender said five beers. "We'll have ten beers."
They drank them. They asked, "Where is your bathroom?"
"Down the hall."
The last little pig came in to the bar. "What do you want?"
"What did my brothers have?"
The bartender said the first two had five beers, the second two had ten beers.
The lone little pig said, "Give me fifteen beers." He drank them and started eating the peanuts off the bar.
The bartender said, "Don't you need the bathroom?"
The lone little pig said, "No, I'm the one that goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home."
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A Pig for Hillary
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President Clinton returned to the White House after a short trip to Arkansas. He gets off the helicopter and he has this pig under one arm. This isn't just an ordinary pig mind you, this is a fine Arkansas Razorback Pig. You can easily tell the President is proud to have it.
The sharp Marine salutes the President and says, "Excellent pig Sir."
The President shows off the pig and exclaims, "Yeah, I got this pig for Hillary."
The snappy young Marine says, "Excellent trade Sir."
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Tell me about this pig...
One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says to the man, "That's a great looking pig, but why does he have a wooden leg?"
So the man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One night my house was on fire and he dragged me to safety. Saved my life."
The bartender says. "Well, that's great. But why does he have a wooden leg?"
The man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One time I was out sailing and the boat capsized. This pig swam me to safety. Saved my life."
The bartender says, "That's really terrific, but why the wooden leg?"
The man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. Last week during an earthquake my house collapsed and my pig pulled me out. Saved my life."
And finally the bartender says,"Wow, that is one special pig. He saved you from a fire, an earthquake and from drowning. But why does he have a wooden leg?"
The man says, "When you have a pig this special you can't eat all of it at once."
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* * * * * Pig Test * * * * *
DON'T CHEAT ON THIS, CUZ IT'S NEAT!
Draw a pig. Yes, that's right.
On a blank piece of paper draw a pig.
Then scroll down and read the Interpretation of your pig!!
Draw your pig first!
And don't look at the next part until you are done!
It won't be fun if you look first.
Now if you're done...start to scroll down.....
YOU'RE CHEATING!! DRAW THE ..... PIG!!!
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The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.
If the pig is drawn:
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates. (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your willingness to make new friends!!!! (And again more is sometimes better!)
OK, who didn't draw a tail?
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"Woman, without her man, is nothing."
Pigly99 now punctuates the sentence to read as this:
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Music for pigs to fly by do pigs fly -
yes ! They love concerto music, and jukebox tunes from the 60's
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