All well, at least they finally left me alone for a few minutes. (Not that I'd mind if that nurse came back in to check on me again.) I don't think I've ever gotten that much attention before in my entire life. They left to call my "parents". Oh boy, I'm sure having them show up will make me feel alot better.
So, a bad case of "food poisoning", huh? Well there's one I hadn't considered before. Gee, I wonder why too? Maybe cuz I'd end up spending the last few hours of my life sick as a dog?? Funny how no one else in the house got sick. I'd hate to think they'd done this on purpose. Doesn't matter anyway, they'll be rid of me soon enough. Still, this whole thing royally fucked up my plans for the day. I'll soon be on my way back home, the place I never wanted to see again. I know I'll get flak for interrupting the asshole's life twice in the same day too, I'm really looking forward to that one. Not to mention I don't think my chosen mode of suicide would agree with me too well today. Now I'll have to suffer through another day in hell, one that's far from over and has already been worse than most. Somebody definitely hates me.
Dawn gives a rather good impression of an actual, somewhat caring person while Dad signs all the paperwork in silence. It'll be broken soon enough though, as soon as we're not in public anymore. Heaven forbid anyone get a hint at what he's really like. The parking lot is as far as he got.
"Boy, you're gonna fuckin' get it this time. I had to leave work just to come down here to pick up your sorry ass. You just wait till we get home."
Oh please stop, the anticipation is killing me! I continue on to the car without looking up. I glance toward the sound of jingling keys and a car door opening nearby. Hey, isn't that the teacher who...owww!! I'm effortlessly spun around and slammed up against the side of Dawn's blue Nova.
"You fuckin' look at me when I'm talking to you, damnit!!"
I take a moment to regain my balance (like I needed help feeling dizzy today) before apprehensively looking up at him.
"What the hell is wrong with you? You have any idea how much this goddamn visit is going to cost us??"
"Hey you're the one who drove me to school this morning when you knew I was sick! If I'd have stayed home none of this would've happened, and I never told them to bring me here either so lay off!!" Oops, did I just say that outloud?
"Boy you better get your ass in the damn car before I fuckin' beat the shit outta you right here!!"
Bring it on old man! Doesn't make any difference to me where you do it. There's a good chance you could actually kill me this time too, save me the trouble. Keeping my thoughts to myself this time, I slam the car door closed and lay down across the backseat. Utterly exhausted, I close my eyes and ignore every word that is spoken or yelled at me. Will this day ever end?
