BACKSTREET INTERVIEW

Okay, this pic makes no sense, but it makes me laugh. Since this is a humor page, laughing is allowed! Hey all ya'll peoples! Sammi here to give you an EXCLUSIVE interview with those heartbreaking crooners of boyband pop, thE Backstreet Boys! *note: this interview is a work of pure fiction(duh), and is not to be taken seriously*

Me: Hey guys! Let's get this interview started!

Howie: Howie doin' sweetheart *wink wink*

Me: Ew. I mean, I'm doin good. How are you guys.

Brian:I'm fine, thanks fer askin

Nick:Hey!

Aj:Hey there you fine lookin girl, you! What's your digits??

Me:Uh.....how are you Kevin?

Kevin:I'm............................................................................................................fine

Me:Zzzzzz......huh? Oh! So, guys how's the tour going?

Kevin:His..dancing sucked....and he totally threw everybody off.

Me:Who's he??

Kevin:Brian's my cousin

Me:What?

Kevin:.....

Me:Anyways...So Brian, I heard you were dating a blonde girl named Leighanne, is this true?

Brian:I don't have a girlfriend.

Me:Well how do you explain those pictures of you and Leighanne??? Hmm?!!?

Brian:Kevin's my cousin

Kevin:Brian's my cousin

Me:Uhh...yea

Nick:Hey Brian, you go over there and I'ma act like I'ma spaceship

Me:What?

Nick:Huh??

Kevin:Brian's my cousin

Aj:I don't bowl, i sing dawggonit

Me:What the hell?!?!

Howie:*wink wink wink*

*Leighanne walks in with Tyke*

Me:Hey Brian, isn't that Leighanne?

Brian:I don't have a girlfriend

*Leighanne walks over and starts getting up on Brian, while Brian is sitting staring blankly*

Me:Weird

*Tyke starts to pee on Kevin's leg*

Kevin:*CENSORED*

Aj:*starts singing*

Me:What the hell did i get myself into??

Howie:Howie *wink* doin sweetheart??

Me:Terrible

*I exit while they all start doing an NKOTB dance for some reason*

 

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That was funny! Now, take me home!